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Thank you! Apparently I needed a Project Manager for that.
I'll show myself out...
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Quote: To remediate this, remember that the main goal is to deliver working software, not to follow a recipe; there is no recipe that always works for every project and team. Therefore, let each team adopt their own practices and take responsibility for adjusting and improving them.
This is a wonderful idea as long as your teams are totally rigid and personnel never move between or work in multiple teams at once. In that case, everyone doing their completely different thing makes any sort of staffing agility a nightmarish cluster elephant. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
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Dan Neely wrote: In that case, everyone doing their completely different thing makes any sort of staffing agility a nightmarish cluster elephant
Not every one but every project. There's a huge difference. You just need to ensure your developers are flexible and adaptable.
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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Agile practice needs not only organized team members but also the members should know what to do as being a self sufficient. This is very important. Else you will end up with stand up meeting without doing nothing and finally you will deliver your MOM to the client which is a failure.
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Tor developers have been working on the next iteration of the Tor network and its underbelly, the Onion routing protocol, in order to create a stronger, harder-to-crack anonymous communications system. "As far as we know, a distributed random generation system like this has never been deployed before on the Internet." - Tor team.
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Hmm. Interesting. I wonder if it would be vulnerable to substitution of one or more of the networked RNG servers.
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Probably not any single server; but when the FBI floods the neetwork with enough that it owns a majority of the distributed RNG....
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Exactly. If you can do one, you can do many, and then it becomes predictable.
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Microsoft has u-turned over changes it made to a pop-up encouraging users to upgrade to Windows 10. We did it!
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My solution still works: disable win update.
will not re enable before w10 is 1 year old and paying.
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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I'm not clear if what is described in the BBC article is in fact the May 26 re-appearance of KB 3035583. See Woody Leonhard's take on it here: [^].
I know I ain't installing it, though.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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There's a new report out from Bloomberg this week detailing Google's behind-the-scenes efforts to expedite Android software updates. Crack that whip.
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As fast-food workers across the country vie for $15 per hour wages, many business owners have already begun to take humans out of the picture. But can that robot arm sass me? I'll pay extra for a little sassin'
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Will they resuscitate me when I pass out from the shock of getting what I actually ordered?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Forget the sass, I just prefer having them get my order completely wrong.
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The day I watch the robot arm put a cheeseburger into my big mac meal bag, I will feel nostalgia and sadness.
Thanks,
Sean Ewington
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It'll probably be something more akin to a copy machine and a conveyor belt.
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I'm all for automation replacing such mindless jobs, as long as the benefits of such don't concentrate at the top of the pile. We're going to have to do a rethink at some point, or civil unrest is sure to follow.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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160 terabytes per second ... okay [^].
Definitely another sign of the imminent apocalypse.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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KITT-like auto-cruise and auto-steer are equal parts mesmerizing and disturbing. I trust all software. I just don't trust the developers that made it.
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Some of the most critical business systems run by US government agencies are older than many of the IT people who support them, written in mainframe assembler code or COBOL. If it ain't broke put more money into it.
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No matter how many times we tell you to change your passwords and make it anything but your birthday, “123456,” or “password,” many still aren’t taking the efforts to make their accounts more secure. So Microsoft is actively doing something about it by banning weak passwords entirely. Y-you're stupidly easy-to-guess.
modified 27-May-16 9:15am.
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I like my computers like I like my women - easy to get into.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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And they are, hence the problem.
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