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I could just throw you back in the pond: [^]
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
modified 8-Nov-19 12:30pm.
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LOL
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Princeton Professor Ed Felten believes software developers today are looking to make a positive change in the world, and employers need to understand their needs. "Each generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it."
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Princeton Professor Ed Felten believes software developers today are looking to make a positive change in the worldtheir bank balances, and employers need to understand their needs.
FTFY 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Much more accurate, thank you.
TTFN - Kent
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I have no interest at all in making positive changes in the world. I just want to do my job and move on.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Are you positive about that? 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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#realJSOP wrote: I just want to do my job and move on.
I think if most people focused on that, it would be a positive change in the world.
Thanks for setting the example. 
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I live to serve as an example to others. Usually of what NOT to do. I own that sh*t. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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LOL. I hear ya! We are all that example sometimes.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Professor speaks from ivory tower and says that industry should adapt to new generation of snowflake students (i.e. become more like a campus).
Because that's really going to ensure that the next generation of US Industry leads the world, isn't it (giant sceptical icon).
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Fluid will power the future of collaborative experiences for Office on the web, but it’s also designed to be far much more, thanks to a new componentized document model. Because we all miss OLE
“It takes the concept of what used to be a document and blows it up and replaces it with a big cloud address in the sky,” reveals Spataro.
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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On top of all the Visual Studio announcements at Ignite 2019 in Orlando today, Microsoft also shared some notable improvements to Visual Studio IntelliCode, which uses AI to offer intelligent suggestions that improve code quality and productivity. We're going to need a bigger TAB key
or:
If you can't put intelligence into your code, maybe VS can?
or:
Do I have to share my paycheque with the IDE?
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Coding in 2019: be like
boo *Intellisense suggests "bool"*
str *Intellisense suggests "string"*
i *Intellisense suggests "int"*
Coding in 2020: be like
boo *Intellisense suggests "var"*
str *Intellisense suggests "var"*
i *Intellisense suggests "var"*
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The general idea here is to allow employees to quickly find information that’s spread out across documents in Microsoft’s various services and make it available both through searches and, when its algorithms deem it appropriate, in the form of hover-links inside of Microsoft products like the Office apps, Outlook and Teams. Because just calling it a search engine wouldn't sell?
Or SharePoint 3.0?
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NASA’s Voyager 2 spacecraft crossed into interstellar space last November. Now, one year later, scientists have published the first results from the data Voyager 2 gathered as it passed from the sun’s sphere of influence and into interstellar space. They found out that space is big?
Or they found Matthew McConaughey?
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The machine would use an “alphabet of human thoughts” and rules to combine them And Newton didn't say he already built one?
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Leonardo da Vinci also designed one but never built it for fear of misuse
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New features in the new version include Big Data clusters, always-on availability and Scalar UDF inlining. SQL Server 2019 can also run on Linux and offers a container registry. For those who like big data (and cannot lie)
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MEMS mics respond to light as if it were sound. No one knows precisely why. Beware of hackers with frickin' lasers
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I can't wait until Li'l Bobby Tables starts using Semaphore with Morse Code
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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Microsoft Office 365 ProPlus is getting a new feature called Application Guard that will allow users to open attachments in a virtualized container to protect Windows from malicious macros and exploits. "Fool me once, shame on you..."
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Ignite 2019: Microsoft's Chromium-based Edge browser is inching closer to the finish line. A near-final Release Candidate is available now and the final is coming in January, 2020. Soon you can have that sweet, sweet icon to ignore
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Microsoft has created a proof of concept for storing data on glass. Because nothing says, "forever storage" like the stuff that breaks when your cat pushes it off the counter
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I tried hiding some data from my wife on glass, but she saw right through that. If its Superman shouldn't they be storing it on lead or kryptonite or something?
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