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Well, you'll never know if they're normal or all shrivelled up, until you open the box. That's science, that, but it applies to some religious stuff, too.
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Schrödinger's Testes?
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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A bizarre bug could affect some Windows 10 users that try to install the latest Windows release on computers where the BIOS date is set to January 19, 3001, or later on AMD or Intel motherboards. This will have a huge affect on my life style
It is nice that someone is planning ahead though.
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Pic or it didn't will happen later.
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Myriad class action suits against Apple's battery OS update that could have resulted in a device with a depleted battery performing tasks slower may be coming to an end. Throttle Different
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appleinsider said: Attorneys working on the case are seeking up to $93 million —30% of the $310 million payout pool. They are also seeking $1.5 million in expenses above and beyond the 30%.
At present, Apple has no comment on the matter.
Ooh! Me! Me! I've got a comment!
I f***ing hate lawyers!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I f***ing hate lawyers!
And the people who hired the lawyers to begin with. And the judge (if they rule in favor of idiocy.)
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Turns out that the most important aptitude for coders is not math or engineering but . . . the ability to learn languages. Voulez-vous coder avec moi ce soir?
With apologies to any French speakers if I goofed on that translation. I'm a bad programmer.
n=36, so you know it's true!
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I just wish a few more of the native-English-speaking coders would spend an hour or three on learning English.
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Yeah, both grammer and speling!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Especially those who use the incorrect term "math", instead of the correct version, "maths". 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: Especially those who use the incorrect term "math", instead of the correct version, "maths"
{cough} It's "Maths" {cough}
Skitt cannot be denied
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Yeah, a study of a few dozen people learning Python from scratch is really going to tell you what it takes to be a successful professional software developer. I don’t think so.
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There are countless lists on the internet claiming to be the list of must-read programming books and it seemed that all those lists always recommended that same books minus two or three odd choices. "Reading maketh a full man."
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If this were to go to a public vote, the top 400 programming books would all be TV guides.
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Microsoft officially announced Universal Print, a cloud-based print infrastructure that will enable a simple, rich and secure print experience for users and help reduce time and effort for IT. So now I have to hang around The Cloud(tm) instead of working?
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Of course, they have to decrypt and "back up" all your data, before sending it to a printer.
All your printed matter are belong to us!
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.NET Core 3.0 will reach end of life on March 3, 2020. It is a “Current” release and is superseded by .NET Core 3.1, which was released on December 3, 2019. After all, who wants to code like September 2019?
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The experiment created what the researchers call a non-Gaussian state of light. Let there be (more) light
Photons is weird.
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If they could only do that with ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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My bladder seems to do a great job of converting 1 into 3x the volume (although I don't drink the result)
TTFN - Kent
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Hmm...you're right! I think you may have an excellent case for receiving grant money, shirley this phenomenon is deserving of more research.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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So, if they can achieve strong three-body correlations for three-Hamilton-cycle systems, they should be able to type garbage that will appear on their screens and on facebook and twitter simultaneously!
That's the only downside to new computer tech: it will either be used mainly for pr0n, killing people, or social chlamydia media.
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Quote: The occurrence is described as the first of its kind and uses something called the spontaneous parametric down-conversion method or SPDC
no doubt making use of the Turboencabulator in the process.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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