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I only dived into the article because I wanted to know wtf a flamegraph is, and crappity-crappity, the user guide is on twitter[^].
So it's essentially a buzzword for kiddies and twits that means "a spreadsheet".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If you're a mid-level developer with about four years' experience, your job prospects look pretty good right now. "So tell me what you want, what you really really want"
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{*sigh*}
zdnet's flying off the handle after having misread the signs, again.The original calls were for: mid-level developers with about four years' experience in .NET core.
That requirement will change to five years' experience, in a few months, because .NET core was released on 27/06/2016.
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Cybercriminals are distributing malware using fake security certificate update requests displayed on previously compromised websites, attempting to infect potential victims with backdoors and Trojans using a malicious installer. I guess they can't use fake Flash upgrade notices anymore
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NASA's Curiosity rover captured its highest-resolution panorama yet of the Martian surface between Nov. 24 and Dec. 1, 2019 Mars has pixels
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It's annoying, because if the camera had panned up at 10 o'clock, the UAC base on Phobos would have been just visible.
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Over the last two decades, fuzzing has become a mainstay in software security. Thousands of security vulnerabilities in all kinds of software have been found using fuzzing. Because who wants to shave everyday?
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Hold on, hold on!
Do you really expect me to take advice from microsoft on how to test products before releasing them?
I think I'll pass on that, thanks.
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Since the early 2000s, the number of web development jobs (and within the past decade, mobile jobs) has increased exponentially, and it sometimes seems that desktop development is now almost non-existent. Some ideas should cause their creator physical pain
Instead of just hurting me when I read them
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Kent Sharkey wrote: and it sometimes seems that desktop development is now almost non-existent.
if he sees as he writes... no wonder. 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I use a web based web browser so that I don't need to use desktop applications.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Some ideas should cause their creator physical pain
Some do:
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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It won't be dead until the year of the Linux desktop.
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Microsoft has unveiled its vision of a new Windows 10 Start Menu that utilizes a transparent background to showcase the new Fluent-based colorful icons. Meet the new Start menu, same as the old one
If you're going to go to the effort of creating all new icons, may as well have a way to show them off.
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It is remarkable that adults are paid to obsess over such things.
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More remarkable that some people are paid to play video games on youtube?! 
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Tagline: Same cr@p functionality, great new visual differences that you won't even notice!
They could have at least changed the icon for the Start button. That would have made it worth the thousands of man-hours and millions of dollars they spent on it.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: If you're going to go to the effort of creating all new icons, may as well have a way to show them off.
They'd better work hard on making the icons distinct and memorable. The new start menu removes the ability to color code them to help find specific ones when they all blur together.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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This month brings the latest Java release, JDK 14, but in May, the programming language will celebrate its 25th anniversary. And I forgot to get a gift
Maybe a silver compiler?
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I must have missed something, last I checked in with java it was on like 8 for a long time, and 9 just hanging there like no wanting to touch it.
Looked up the java version history Java version history - Wikipedia
Noticed  the extended support for Java 8 ... Dec 2030
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Some measurements of AI’s economic impact sound like the metrics that fueled the dot-com bubble How much you got?
OK, not *all* of it is BS. Some of it is just really big switch statements.
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Well, once the combine AI with blockchain, it'll really take off.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Stanford’s AI Index report: How much is BS?
Yes.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Hallelujah!
Someone talking sense, at last!
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Microsoft's latest version of its automation tool for Windows, macOS and Linux is now generally available. Here's what's in PowerShell 7 and what's next. 16.7% more shells
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