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No, he will not, but you could throw him into the pond. The real problems start when the 'alligator' then starts to behave like John Wayne.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Yeah - when the world around here was emptied by Superstorm Sandy, the lady across the street became so social (after years of ignoring us). She has returned to her old ways once the place was repopulated.
No such change, this time - I think the bodies are around so she doesn't need to actually get involved with them. Only when they're missing.
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"Dinner is on me."
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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Would you like a fork or just a spoon?
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Help! Help! A talking plate! ?
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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Side effect of being in solitary confinement within your home: the plates start talking to you
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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Oh, mine and I don't chat much anymore; I guess we're both tired of platitudes.
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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your coat sir - there's the door
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Obviously, serves him right.
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I have this weird OCD where I arrange dinner plates by the year they were bought.
It's an extremely rare dish order.
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Damnit, you made me upvote a pun.
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Puns make me numb.
Math puns make me number.
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Hold still, DR. We're going to have to hurt you now.
Software Zen: delete this;
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/ravi
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Did you know that you can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it in water: if it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Hard work is better than perfection.... Loudestsoul
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Leslie was here only 3 weeks ago...[^] - And here I was, thinking he was dead!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Yeah, I thought I was having deja vu all over again...
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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Damnit! I thought it was too good to be one of mine ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I had been hesit-ant to b-roach the subject.
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Does this mean you are now the UnOriginalGriff?
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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... it's made of wood? 😁
(sorry, holy grail reference....)
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Herself has been sent home from work, and they are trying to organise a Coronavirus test*
So I'm also assumed to have it - understandably - and we are fully quarantined. You should probably wear PPE while reading posts from me, and seek medical advice if I have helped you recently.
My Antivirus didn't help, not did my firewall ... it was an inside job!
* More complicated that it should be: she doesn't have any photo ID as she can;t drive and never leaves Wales unless she has to, much less the UK.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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