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Is this a Merkin TV Show or a euphemism for male masturbation?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Yes
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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The real question is why has it taken you 4 years to ask?
Wouldn't be at all surprised to find it's a Leslie but I can't be bothered to run the search!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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9082365 wrote: The real question is why has it taken you 4 years to ask?
It's about 02:30 Tuesday morning here in Oz, I'm still up working remotely on a customer's server. While certain tasks are running I'm out skimming the TV channels and snacking on crap. Hillbilly Handfishin' was next up on channel 73. I thought it would be a good question to throw up here. Much better than those Here's a spastic clue, have a go at answering it things that infest this place now.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: Here's a spastic clue, have a go at answering it things that infest this place now
 
Software Zen: delete this;
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9082365 wrote: why has it taken you 4 years to ask
Typical Oz TV scheduling. Free to Air TV in Oz tends to lag a little.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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There was a major fight at the Dairy today, it was udder chaos.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Are you going to milk this?
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I herd it on the bovine. Apparently one of the dairymen lost a foot a few years back and a new guy, started today, just discovered he was lack toes intolerant!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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"BJOTD" - My wife and I discuss this every morning
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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You do not have sufficient Reputation to vote in this survey?
What are the rules for voting on the articles? What rep pts are needed?
It seems like I used to be able to do this and now I can't. Have things changed recently?
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Probably just a glitch - try again.
If it persist, report it here: Bugs and Suggestions - CodeProject[^] - the admins read everything there.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You need to have a certain level author reputation. I think it's Silver.
Thanks,
Sean Ewington
CodeProject
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Do you mean articles or surveys?
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littleGreenDude wrote: It seems like I used to be able to do this and now I can't. Have things changed recently?
As far as I know it has been changed some months ago. There were some suspicious (probably sock puppet account) votes on a few articles. See also this post: Bugs and Suggestions - CodeProject[^]
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Which survey? Voting requirements are survey specific. The weekly poll is totally open (mostly). Invite-only surveys can be tied down quite tightly.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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The article voting...
I think Sean is correct...
I am merely a humble low bronze level author, not worthy of the article voting responsibility... 
So I guess I am reduced to using this opportunity to shamelessly plug the one article I did write 
Beginner's Guide to HTML5/CSS3, Article 7: Coding Canvas[^]
Happy reading!
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If you can't drink milk, is it because you lactose genes required to digest it?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I don't get it... that joke went in one ear and out the udder.
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they soya coming didn't they?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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I've curd of such things but I'll skim the literature to make sure.
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