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Quote: Sometimes, she could really use a reboot Is the boot on your left foot, or the right?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Working for me.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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ZurdoDev wrote: Working for me.
I think you need to divide by zero. Here's what I saw[^] so I stopped all my division operations on 0.
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raddevus wrote: I think you need to divide by zero. Only Chuck Norris can do that.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Seems like it's all good now.
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: Seems like it's all good now.
Yes, I guess it was quick...but I like to point these things out even if no one notices.
Also, I saw this so[^] it was pretty ugly.
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The government should hand out financial support to programmers in these dark times!
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I know. I had the same problem and thought maybe CP had blocked me.
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I just had an email to say that two items I ordered on Tuesday would be delivered today! (It's 21:19 local time, BTW) That's not bad - I know they are extra busy what with the lockdown, so an extra day isn't too bad at all.
But ... the items were delivered around 7 hours ago ... and they track the drivers to within meters for every delivery, so they normally report delivery in minutes via email.
I do hope they aren't using AWS - that wouldn't look at all good for it's expansion capability, would it?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I can't believe it. That must be you...
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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Slightly off topic, but...
Current circumstances aside, Amazon delivery is fairly good, but not as good as they think they are in my opinion.
Delivery slot? That will be between 7am and 10pm. DPD can text me in the morning to provide me with an estimated hour slot for their deliveries, which they have yet to miss. Amazon, how about a 3 hour slot which will help a bit?
"Amazon locker delivery will be made before 9pm". 8:55pm I get a text to say they will not be delivering today, just as I am pulling into the locker location.
...and the number of missed home deliveries (as in they fail to turn up) is countless. Yes, they usually extend prime for an extra month in return, but I have to contact them every time for this.
Rant over. Putting the kettle on...
It goes without saying
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SInce the start of the crisis, Germany has been stockpiling sausages and cheese – it's the Wurst Käse scenario.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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smart thinking, would make it far more able for the natives
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, CCP
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So long as they maintain social distancing and don't kraut to closely together!
In case the beer drinking gets out of hand, they hired a lady and Leder Hosen down the streets to wash away the mess.
Ravings en masse^ |
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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It's a funny thing that the Brits complain about German humour.
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Wait. Germans have humor?
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Well ... they watch Dinner for One[^] every single Christmas ...
And find it funny each time, apparently.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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We have the same tradition in Norway: This piece has been broadcast every Dec. 23rd since 1980.
The history books tell that in 1992, by a mistake the play started 15 minutes earlier than announced. People who sat down to watch it at the announced time, discovering that it was already over, made furious phone calls to the broadcaster - there were so many complaints that it was set up for a rerun immediately after the last newscast of the night.
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Don't KnockWurst case it could always be Wurst!
Young enough to know I can.
Old enough to know I shouldn't.
Stupid enough to do it anyway!
JaxCoder.com
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At work there is a push to move our web apps to Azure...
Can't say I have done it before hence I don't have an informed opinion...
Although I can't help but wonder.. if you have a read and write database used by almost any page you serve, wouldn't you say both assertion below are true?
- since the DB is read/write you can't spawn multiple copy of it on multiple server
- since this one server is used for all your queries, you can't really scale your website
Hence, I don't see the point in cloudifying many business app, and certainly ours... Any thoughts and feedback?
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Scale-up and scale-out your DB are both options in Azure - the technicality behind it should not bother you, if you are not the maintainer...
As for using Azure... A small bedtime story... We started to use Azure to build or Angular application on every pull request on the Git... We close it every evening and start every morning, as we do not want to pay for hours when noone uses it...
It works perfectly... Except that one day - just after Corona-virus boosted the internet-usage - when we tried to start the machine Azure failed to do so because lack of resources... And that's to prove you that the cloud is only a glorified (partially rightly) hosting plan, that can go very wrong...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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It is not about knowing more... But what...
Of course if it is in you time-frame and interest you... Up to you...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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