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Or the Proctologist says to their assistant; "I said a Bud Lite"
"Ten men in the country could buy the world and ten million can’t buy enough to eat." Will Rogers
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The router quipped, "I've been feeling a bit disconnected lately, and I'm having trouble staying online." The doctor responded, "Let's check your signals and make sure your connections are strong. We'll have you back to peak performance in no time." It turns out the router just needed a bit of technical "healthcare" to resolve its connectivity issues.
modified 5-Feb-24 13:14pm.
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Why did the router break up with the computer?
It couldn't handle the constant buffering in their relationship!
Graeme
"I fear not the man who has practiced ten thousand kicks one time, but I fear the man that has practiced one kick ten thousand times!" - Bruce Lee
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That what you get for ing around in the 'dark web'.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Hehe! I'm learning .NET 8 and I came across a list of jokes like that on a page of documentation.
The reader is left to find it themselves.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Wordle 961 6/6*
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So many words varying by one letter!
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Wordle 961 X/6
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Lost despite getting all greens 💚.
Streak reset to zero.
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Wordle 961 6/6
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Wordle 961 4/6
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Wordle 961 4/6
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Wordle 961 5/6*
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"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Wordle 961 5/6*
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Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. -Frederick Nietzsche
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In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Wordle 961 4/6
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Wordle 961 4/6
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Ok, I have had my coffee, so you can all come out now!
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Wordle 961 5/6
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Why one earth would anyone want this ?
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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I have no idea. Glad there are others who think it is crazy too
If people think phone-users are bad, just wait until enough of these Vision Pro users are around.
Remember how angry people got at selfie stick users?
This is about 10 million times worse
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well, I have qc15 noise cancelling headphones, but I only wear them at home
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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That's hardly the same.
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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“Quote: That's hardly the same.
But isn’t it? If you drop your biases, you’ll discover it really is.
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NO, the reality I'm trying to deal with day-to-day is enough for me.
"Ten men in the country could buy the world and ten million can’t buy enough to eat." Will Rogers
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Maybe as a very expensive way to hide an ugly face
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