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With jokes like that I think we will be keeping an eye on you...
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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DevOps: Knowing a little bit about everything the business does.
In other words, what we all used to do in the previous century before management decided compartmentalization and siloing was better, if only because it helped management look less stupid because people knew less and talked betwixt themselves less.
That's about all you need to know about DevOps, IMHO.
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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I went up to Belfast and visited the Titanic exhibition to see how it was built.
It was riveting.
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And did the Belfast child sing again ?
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That's the most metal thing I've heard all day!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Puns involving manually wrought metal are hard to beat.
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I have to stop clicking on "Thoughts..." posts.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Was it a one way trip?
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Yeah, I'm sure they nailed it!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Oh why do I always get this sinking feeling when I hear bad puns about the Titanic?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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MOST. OVERRATED. SONG. EVER!
Is it a good song? I guess... Not my cup of tea.
But is it the best song ever for 40 years straight? Oh hell no!
The song isn't even that easy to listen to, which is usually a death sentence for any pop song.
And now it's even back in the top 40 because of the movie.
It's kind of like a religion.
When are all you people going to grow tired of this song?
Just my very unpopular opinion (because, you know, you're not allowed to trash talk religion)
I guess this post is the end of my career and I'll have to go into hiding now
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I'm with you, it was an iconic (whatever that means) song when it first came out. And Freddie Mercury was a great showman. But, there are plenty of songs that I would far rather listen to.
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Just remember: it's true that dogs are loyal.
But cats won't tell the police where you hide your drugs.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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My Dogs also do not... they consume it
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Yet neither can cook worth a darn.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Yet neither can cook worth a darn. Going by the God-awful smell of the stuff that they attack as if it were the last food on Earth, I don't think I'd be too happy to trust their palate to guide my cuisine.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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