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I'll go with FORUM GUIDELINES but can't see where guidelines comes from.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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One example of guideline helps you determine a code of practice.
This space for rent
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If you have one of those loverboys singing on your fence, chances are good that you have a female cat and soon a whole bunch of cute kittens.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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That was a long nap for the hamsters - several hours at least.
Typical - while Chris is away, the hamsters will play...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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It was weird. Some bits sorta worked on and off. I thought they'd just caught a very serious case of hamster Mondayitis.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Yes, quite a while, I was trying to access all morning.
I am not the one who knocks. I never knock.
In fact, I hate knocking.
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Too late! I have plundered the refrigerator, taken the whole couch and my feet on the table.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I've gone crazy without...
Had to work to fill the gap
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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I was finally able to log in using www.codeproject.yoyo - useful to know in an emergency.
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Did you have to decode the password with the secret decoder ring they gave you?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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But still see the response is very slow
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But that's good: it means the spammers can't get anything past us!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Nap? Perhaps.
Unless, in the not too distant future, the hamster count abruptly increases with small (bit size?) hamsterlings. Nap? Really?
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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World Wide Sleep. Nobody here and I hear a subtle snoring sound. Probably Canada already looks like the Sahara. All trees have been sawed off.
As usual, I'm going to plunder the refrigerator, take the couch all for me and put my feet on the table until someone wakes up. Anything on TV?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Sounds good, I have got to do an interview, for the first time I get to be behind the table and ask the awful questions...
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But they did not degrade you to the role of the useless HR guy who must justify his presence by asking the most moronic questions of all?
If you could be a piece of furniture, what would you like to be?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Quote: If you could be a piece of furniture, what would you like to be?
Is the weirdest question, too many disturbing answers... I'm supposed to manage the testing...
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I think there is no correct answer to such questions. It's more about how you react and, if needed, an easy way to get rid of you. You simply 'failed' at that question. Last time I had that kind of stuff, they asked me what kind of animal I would like to be. Just what Buddha also asked me last tome around and I still did not get to be a Bonobo.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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...but I didn't get any hits.
/ravi
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methinks you are missing something
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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Maybe you didn't hang round long enough for them to rifle though all that data and put together the full range of bullet points that you need.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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and now the FBI is knocking on my door.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I googled how to pee accurately...
...but it told me to have a seat and wait.
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Your aim is off!
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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