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Heck, if you got a mega bonus for staring stupidly at stuff on your computer, I would be our company's highest payed "worker" - Partly thanks to CP of course...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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I can remember upgrading from Windows 386 to their GUI version, Windows 3.1. Screensavers were the rage.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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Absolutely. Without Internet (Italy started having something resembling Internet after 1997 and it wasn't very widespread) those shady floppies with (usually pr0n) games, screensavers and so on travelled dozens of miles between one PC and the other.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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den2k88 wrote: It's all your fault
Sorry
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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I was around even before, but never got that screensaver...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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So which one did you have?
SETI@Home[^] perhaps? I was actually surprised to learn that that project still exists.
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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I always wanted any aliens that were discovered by my computer to be named after me and then using a radio telescope to inform them of this. They never replied. Perhaps they are afraid to start an interstellar war.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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I do not recall any screensaver on the 3270 or on the Unix (I can't even remember what version), and on Win 3, I remember some pipes...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Never had that one, but it doesn't look a patch on dancing baby.
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Klingon developers don't save the screen.
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I've always loved the winter, snow and cold.
But as I get older, I find that it's changing. My tolerance for cold seems to be diminishing.
Don't know how it is in the rest of the world, but here in Sweden, the winter has definitely outstayed its welcome.
Have you got any idea how hard it is to program when you've had THIS SONG[^] stuck stuck in the head for more than a week? (SFW)
Currently playing it for the fifth time today.
Made famous by Garth Brooks of course, but it's actually written by Shawn Camp...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Johnny J. wrote: Have you got any idea how hard it is to program when you've had THIS SONG[^] stuck stuck in the head for more than a week?
Nope.
And I'm not clicking it and collecting your earworm, thank you very much!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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In all fairness, it could have been a lot worse...
It could have been this one[^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Could have been the elephanting chicken song, for all I care!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Now why did you have to go and say that[^]?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Did you forget this?[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You are both so [NSFW] naive[^]...
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
modified 21-Feb-18 6:01am.
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That is horrible beyond description!
I love it!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Sounds like the description my wife gave of me...
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Since I used to trust you, I followed that.
Not sure it's SFW ... or KSS, particularly.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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It's not safe for anything, actually...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Edited for the NSFW
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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