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In all fairness, it could have been a lot worse... 
It could have been this one[^]
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Could have been the elephanting chicken song, for all I care!
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Now why did you have to go and say that[^]? 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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Did you forget this?[^]
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You are both so [NSFW] naive[^]...
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
modified 21-Feb-18 6:01am.
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That is horrible beyond description!
I love it!
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Sounds like the description my wife gave of me...
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Since I used to trust you, I followed that.
Not sure it's SFW ... or KSS, particularly.
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It's not safe for anything, actually...
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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Edited for the NSFW 
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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As I remember, you are a big fan of smörgåstårta. Eat a nice big piece of it. That will give you the energy to stay warm. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Not bleedin likely - not enough alcohol in smörgåstårta...
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Here you go[^]. I have more of these in the refrigerator, but they don't warm you up. We usually drink them cold.
Even when it's sacrilege, you could use a beer warmer[^], like the Brits do.
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CodeWraith wrote: Even when it's sacrilege, you could use a beer warmer[^], like the Brits do.
You've got to be kidding me??? 
Even worse than what the Germans do to their Berliner Weisse[^] 
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You just have to ask to have your beer warmed up if it gets cold.
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Actually, it's not so much aging as it is, at long last, getting some common sense.
Cold. Well, it sucks. Too hot can be a problem, but this is offset to some extent by string bikini's and jiggling that's not covered up by layer after layer of thick garments.
That song, by the way? It wouldn't get stuck in my head. It's been a couple of minutes and I already forgot everything but the cowboy hats (I think there were cowboy hats).
You need to age more gracefully.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Too hot can be a problem
That's why I used to love the cold more than the heat. If it's cold, you can always put on extra clothers, but if it's too hot, there's a limit to how much you can take off (depending on your location and present company of course).
But similarly, as my love of winter seems to fade, my hate of summer seems to do the same... 
W∴ Balboos wrote: jiggling
You happened to mention the only mitigating circumstance for summer weather.
W∴ Balboos wrote: You need to age more gracefully.
Now where's the fun in that?
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Johnny J. wrote: Now where's the fun in that?
Well - that depends upon your idea of what gracefully actually means.
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This Norwegian artist Odd Børretzen (who had his great brekthrough after turning 70) states in one of his talking blues tunes that "You know you are getting old if you bend down to, say, tie your shoelaces, and you catch yourself considering what else you might do, now that you are down there..."
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For each indicated starting point, a green gemstone (7)
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Peridot
for each = per
indicated = I
starting point = dot
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I'll give you that: "Indicated starting" == "I", and "point" == "dot", but close enough! 
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What are the realistic expectations that one could have regarding filing a complaint against an ISP for billing procedures ?
What are some of the unanticipated consequences that one might encounter ?
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C-P-User-3 wrote: What are the realistic expectations that one could have regarding filing a complaint against an ISP for billing procedures ?
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But seriously...depends on who you're complaining to. The ISP's own billing department? The ISP's CEO? The Better Business Bureau?
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I welcome suggestions from you or anyone who has personal experience with such matters.
This provider makes it absolutely impossible to contact a living speaking human who will give the victim (known as "the customer" in most companies) a clear answer to the question: "What is the final bill ?"
When I tried asking that before, they gave me a number which I paid.
The result was to start the cycle all over again.
I turned in the modem last night, physically walking into their store.
The guy would not give me a receipt for it unless I signed a little slip of paper which stated that I agree to their terms.
I marked through that clause, signed, and got the receipt.
I remain unnerved at this moment.
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