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Here are a few more from ChatGPT...
Why did the programmer go broke? Because he used up all his cache!
Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#!
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
How do you comfort a JavaScript bug? You console it.
Why do programmers hate nature? It has too many branches.
Why did the developer go broke? Because he lost his domain!
Why did the database administrator leave his wife? She had too many tables and kept dropping his keys.
Why do programmers prefer using the dark theme? Because light attracts bugs!
Why did the computer keep freezing at the gym? It couldn't find its core muscles!
Why do programmers hate nature? It has too many branches.
Graeme
"I fear not the man who has practiced ten thousand kicks one time, but I fear the man that has practiced one kick ten thousand times!" - Bruce Lee
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Groan.
I haven't talk to my wife in seven years. I don't want to interrupt her.
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My wife got pissed at me cuz I accidentally overcooked the ribeye last night.
I told her we all make mistakes.
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What do you call a group of guys waiting for a haircut? A barber queque.
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I hired a handy man and gave him a to do a list. He only did #1, #3 and #5.
It turns out he only does odd jobs.
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If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
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My My geography teacher asked me if I could name a country with no R in it.
I said, "No way!"
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"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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I met a microbiologist today – he was bigger than I expected.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Now That's funny.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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I thought Einstein was a theoretical physicist; turns out he was real!
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I only wear a watch for special occasions - so I joined a timeshare scheme.
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Mom Joke
Early one morning, a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
Mom - Wake up, son. Its time to go to school.
Son - Awww, Mom! I don't want to go to school.
Mom - Give me two reasons why.
Son - One, the children all hate me. Two, the teachers all hate me.
Mom - They are not reasons. Come on, wake up. You HAVE to go to school.
Son - Ok Mom. Give me two reasons why I've to go to school.
Mom - One, you are Fifty years old, and I believe you understand your responsibilities. And ...
Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.
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I had to re-read that in Skinner's and his mom's voices...
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Wordle 781 5/6
⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨
⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩
⬛🟩🟨🟩🟩
🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Wordle 781 4/6
⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨
🟩🟨⬜🟨⬜
🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Wordle 781 5/6
⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜
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⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
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All green 💚.
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Wordle 781 3/6
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Wordle 781 4/6*
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Had quite a list of possibles, but I was lucky ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨
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Nearly failed
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Wordle 781 6/6
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Had to look it up.
Tried all letter combinations available to me on the sixth try, but I pronounced the word the same way as my fifth try and didn't recognize it.
Big brain fart
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Wordle 781 3/6
⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨
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Wordle 781 5/6*
🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩
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I thought I would lose for sure!
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
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That 3 wrong in a row that's super unluck!
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On the upside, your board looks like a game of Tetris.
Jeremy Falcon
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Wordle 781 6/6
⬛⬛🟨🟨🟨
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Ok, I have had my coffee, so you can all come out now!
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Wordle 781 4/6*
⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜
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🟨🟩⬜🟩⬜
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Wordle 781 4/6
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Wordle getting feisty. Rawwwwrr.
Jeremy Falcon
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Wordle 781 5/6
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⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩
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"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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#Worldle #564 1/6 (100%)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉
https://worldle.teuteuf.fr
no map needed
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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It was installed, but now cinchoo\bin gone .
Note the joke icon.
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