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Does a chameleon that can't change colour have a reptile dysfunction?
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Leapin' Lizards! I'm not sure where this is heading, but,
Let me give you a stiff warning: nothing good will cum from that type of remark.
(and labia lesson for you !)
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Iguana pretend you never said that!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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We really have to monitor these threads.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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nah, go ahead, he deserves a good licking for comments like that
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I komodo your attention to detail.
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I managed to kill a chameleon once by placing it on a tartan.
Terrible experience.
"I'm neither for nor against, on the contrary." John Middle
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And the punishment to fit that crime:
Play Karma Chameleon 150 times on repeat without any breaks. (about 10 hours.)
That'll get some Culture Clubbed into ya.
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Ok, if you insist... Beginning now.
"I'm neither for nor against, on the contrary." John Middle
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Are you OK?
Should we send EMTs?
30 minutes of Boy George is surely banned by the Geneva Convention - that's worse than Nickelback...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Actually, my neighbours sent the SWAT (I have a loud voice).
"Put your mouse on the floor! Now!", they said.
I may go into custody if my attorney doesn't stop from persuading them I'm guilty.
I'll keep you updated.
"I'm neither for nor against, on the contrary." John Middle
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Perhaps it suffers from chromophobia?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Off-colour jokes belong elsewhere.
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The dominos keep falling !! (too soon?)
I'd rather be phishing!
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You can get fat eating Domino's but can still live to 89 so that's ok now. 
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He lasted that long? 
Not bad for a big fat guy!
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Which probably means most of us on CP are gonna die.
I have news for you...
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Touché 
Jeremy Falcon
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5... 4... 3...
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I guess he got too many thrills on blubbery hill.
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