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I managed to kill a chameleon once by placing it on a tartan.
Terrible experience.
"I'm neither for nor against, on the contrary." John Middle
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And the punishment to fit that crime:
Play Karma Chameleon 150 times on repeat without any breaks. (about 10 hours.)
That'll get some Culture Clubbed into ya.
Installing Signature...
Do not switch off your computer.
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Ok, if you insist... Beginning now.
"I'm neither for nor against, on the contrary." John Middle
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Are you OK?
Should we send EMTs?
30 minutes of Boy George is surely banned by the Geneva Convention - that's worse than Nickelback...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Actually, my neighbours sent the SWAT (I have a loud voice).
"Put your mouse on the floor! Now!", they said.
I may go into custody if my attorney doesn't stop from persuading them I'm guilty.
I'll keep you updated.
"I'm neither for nor against, on the contrary." John Middle
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Perhaps it suffers from chromophobia?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Obligatory music [^]
Installing Signature...
Do not switch off your computer.
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If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Off-colour jokes belong elsewhere.
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The dominos keep falling !! (too soon?)
I'd rather be phishing!
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You can get fat eating Domino's but can still live to 89 so that's ok now.
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He lasted that long?
Not bad for a big fat guy!
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Which probably means most of us on CP are gonna die.
I have news for you...
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Touché
Jeremy Falcon
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5... 4... 3...
Software Zen: delete this;
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I guess he got too many thrills on blubbery hill.
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N'awlins... ain't no place like it. RIP brother.
Jeremy Falcon
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I still gotta visit France one day though. I'd love to see Orléans.
Jeremy Falcon
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I post this here, in case someone else runs into this weird problem with the Fall Update of Windows 10:
After the update, I found that on every second start or restart of the computer, the task bar became irresponsive. Clicking on the task bar had no effect. I could not even click on Start in the lower left corner to shut down or restart the machine.
After wrestling with the issue for some time, I decided to check all device drivers. It turns out the Fall Update left me with the wrong driver for my NVidea video card. After updating the NVidea driver, the problem is gone.
Keep this in mind if you have a NVidea card in your machine.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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I have lost my front facing camera due to the fall update - but I can't be bothered to fix it.
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Maybe another driver issue? In my case I could not ignore the problem. The effect was too severe.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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