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Have you had to walk 500 miles?
Were you advised to walk 500 more?
You could be entitled to compensation.
Call the Pro Claimers NOW!
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what are you havering on about now?
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Oh. My. God.
Unintellegible but for a few blessed human beings. My wife is a Tennant superfan so I got it but... woah.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
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* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Two hours of pushing broom only earned me 4 bits for a room. This is clearly below minimum wage, do I have a claim?
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No, but at least you're King of the road! 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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For the time context, was it below minimum wage?
But.. love the song, miss the artist.
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This[^] is all I can discern, which, in turn, is of little concern.
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hmm, something[^] a bit less aged
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Well - if they get the voices and the harmony and the arrangements and all those details they might be comparable to the vintage model. For now, however, I'll pass.
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"I'm on My Way" to cut your Internet off so we don't have to read your jokes anymore. 
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Are you taking the Roundabout?
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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That's OK - I'll do it my way!
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You mean 0800-PRO CLAIMERS 
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Nah - that'd be spam... 
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Wow. 
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May your code compile, may your unit tests all pass and may your builds be successful 
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May you have disabled Windows 10 automatic updates ?
selfish adj. Defines someone who does not think of me.
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That actually bit me on the bum just this week 
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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I did deactivate them in August this year, after my Lenovo laptop lost his audio device driver subsequently to a MS automatic update. Responsability could be on MS, or on Lenovo, or on a combination of both of them ; I just don't have time to spend to investigate on this kind of problem at the moment (especially because the "Factory Restore" method on this laptop does not seem to work properly). So I decided to deactivate updates, being extra careful on which sites I visit and which executables I download. Anyway, I never use any downloaded executable before testing it in a sandbox virtual machine first.
selfish adj. Defines someone who does not think of me.
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Actually I have a machine that's been refusing to install any updates for months - it's still on Win10 1607, has failed all attempts to upgrade to 1703 and all cumulative updates for 1607 since, except for this month's, which have finally succeeded.
I was getting ready to flatten it and clean install 1709 as soon as it comes out next week or so (Tuesday?), but this give me hope this won't be necessary.
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It's actually good for some: Friday the 13th is Murphy's day off.
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Fear of Friday the Thirteenth is actually the domain of one of the worlds major religions - so all you need to do is switch to one of the ones that ignores it and you'll be safe.*
* Remember - no free rides - any one of them will find a way to mess with you somehow.
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Except the Pastafarians. They're cool with most things.
Have you considered worshiping Sithrak, The Blind Gibberer? Even now he oils the spit!
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