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As its my turn are we doing one today ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I think today is a holiday in the UK, but not generally.
Dealers choice, I guess - today or tomorrow is up to you.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I think today is a holiday in the UK
Didn't know the 29th of May is a holiday anywhere so checked on UK holidays, and got 94 days on the list... 1/3 of the year (almost)... and twice as much as here... How unfair
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I'm pretty sure we don't get 94 bank holidays 😁
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: got 94 days on the list Not in this UK.
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I think he is counting Sundays...
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That still leaves 43 or 44 Bank Holidays.
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...plus the days he takes a bath, probably.
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This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
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"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Thank goodness it's not "days we have a shower" or we'd never get any work done.
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That reminds me of how I once went for a job that requires you to cultivate your own smell over months. Luckily, they just looked at the length of my legs, smiled and then told me to get them amputated at the knees or look for something else.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Is that "days we have a shower", or "days we take a shower"?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Depends.
Are you in the habit of stealing showers from people's homes?
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The first thing we look for when we plunder a village. And then we burn it to the ground.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Good to see that the old Viking traditions are being maintained, even updated for modern living!
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There are days I wish I could just run off and join a horde.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Ghengis couldn't even get started today: the Health and Safety Mongols would have problems with the Risk Assessment Documentation, and the accountants would want a detailed profit and lost battlesheet before he could mount up.
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You could always sign up for this
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Hah! For that kind of money they specifically exclude arse wiping? Sod 'em I say!
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CDP1802 wrote: run off and join a horde
That's just horde mentality.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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there's the ms-fanlemmings that installed win10
Sin tack
the any key okay
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You can't join them. You must be born to be a fanlemming.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Yup. Always pillage before burning.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I know you are true nerd when you now can tell me without the help of Google who said "Only a fool fights in a burning house!"
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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CDP1802 wrote: You mean like from space?
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No, from Canada!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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