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...plus the days he takes a bath, probably.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Thank goodness it's not "days we have a shower" or we'd never get any work done.
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That reminds me of how I once went for a job that requires you to cultivate your own smell over months. Luckily, they just looked at the length of my legs, smiled and then told me to get them amputated at the knees or look for something else.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Is that "days we have a shower", or "days we take a shower"? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Depends.
Are you in the habit of stealing showers from people's homes?
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The first thing we look for when we plunder a village. And then we burn it to the ground.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Good to see that the old Viking traditions are being maintained, even updated for modern living!
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There are days I wish I could just run off and join a horde.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Ghengis couldn't even get started today: the Health and Safety Mongols would have problems with the Risk Assessment Documentation, and the accountants would want a detailed profit and lost battlesheet before he could mount up. 
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You could always sign up for this
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Hah! For that kind of money they specifically exclude arse wiping? Sod 'em I say!
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CDP1802 wrote: run off and join a horde
That's just horde mentality.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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there's the ms-fanlemmings that installed win10
Sin tack
the any key okay
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You can't join them. You must be born to be a fanlemming.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Yup. Always pillage before burning. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I know you are true nerd when you now can tell me without the help of Google who said "Only a fool fights in a burning house!"
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: You mean like from space?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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No, from Canada!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Not usually, but if I ever visit your home, I'll make an exception.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I just got this email which looks totally legit, but something is bothering me...
Good Day Dear Sander,
Greetings to you and your entire family, My name is (Mr. Bello William) A South Africa citizen that works in FINANCE SECURITY COMPANY GROUP in Benin Cotonou West Africa and I am Married with 3 children 2 boys and 1 girl, as a Security Officer. I need your assistance and support to transfer the sum of ($9.500,000.00)-(Nine Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) out of the Finance Company where I work, to your bank account in your Country. You will be rewarded with 40% of the total sum for your partnership and support. Can you handle this? I was thinking of another Nigerian prince trap, but then I noticed this guy is from Benin.
That sound totally good, right?
I'm not completely sure though...
Can anyone spot anything suspicious or should I go for it and never work again?
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Has to be legit. The English is good. Congratulations on your coming riches!
Sudden Sun Death Syndrome (SSDS) is a very real concern which we should be raising awareness of. 156 billion suns die every year before they're just 1 billion years old.
While the military are doing their part, it simply isn't enough to make the amount of nukes needed to save those poor stars. - TWI2T3D (Reddit)
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David O'Neil wrote: The English is good.
Well, apart from:
- Pointless parentheses around his name, and the amount of money he's trying to embezzle.
- Random capitalization in the middle of a sentence.
- "That works in", rather than "who works for".
- Very poor sentence construction - what's the "and I am Married ..." bit doing in there?
- Inconsistent number formatting - is he using "." or "," as the decimal separator?
But other than that, it's fine.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Can you lend me a million until pay day?
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Quote: should I go for it
No! Hold out until he offers at least $100 million. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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