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Is it just for access to SQL? If so, an alias[^] might work.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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No, the access is denied to the C:\Windows\System32\Drivers\etc folder. Really strange.
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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I noticed last week after a round of updates that all of my registry hacks for right-click context menus on certain file types are gone. A quick attempt to restore them has failed...not enough time to dig deeper at the moment.
Examples:
0: Right click on a .mdb file should allow me to set ODBC paths for one of three programs.
1: Right click on a .bak file should allow me to start my SQL Restore utility.
I use these at least a dozen times a day, but Mickeysoft decided I didn't need them I guess!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Then report the problem to Microsoft...
They probably delete the file to stop some attacks that target that file...
Philippe Mori
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You really shouldn't support such behaviour from a foreign corporation.
What it shows is that they can, and are willing to, screw with high-level security settings of any computer they want to, no matter where in the world it is.
That ability should not be tolerated.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If they did that they'd be breaking tons of systems. I highly doubt removing the hosts file is part of an update--whether intentionally or not.
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Anyone experienced with a good screen reader software (that have Hebrew synthesizer too)?
(I checked NVDA, but wasn't impressed)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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A friend of mine (blind) uses:
- Jaws (before a longer time)
- Window Eyes
- iRead
Bruno
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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"Express surprise at a floor covering, having consumed an old penny and a domestic appliance, this should provide shelter from the rain." (10,4)
Good luck, and apologies for the late arrival, can't even blame work today!
Andy B
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Corrugated iron. That was tricky!
Express surprise - COR(!)
Floor covering - RUG
Consumed - ATE
Old penny - D (Possibly a bit obscure for young people and/or non-Brits?)
Domestic appliance - IRON
If PeejayAdams ever spoke about himself in the third person, I would not vote for PeejayAdams.
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Well done Peejay, you're up tomorrow.
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That was a good one. Never would've got the old penny bit.
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"
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Why do the "we have noticed problems with your broadband router / PC / Windows installation" technical support people always ring when I'm busy?
There I am, browning the meat for a shepherd's pie, and the phone goes.
Strong Indian accent claiming his name is "Shirley Williams" and saying there is a problem with the router and had I noticed?
Damn it! If I wasn't cooking I could have had so much fun with the idiot!
Oh, well, maybe (s)he'll call back...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ask him to hold and put the phone down.
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the "Any" key may be continuate
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"Shirley, I have another call on the other line. Please stand by..."
(On the other line) "Strategic Air command? These are the coordinates for today's training exercise: (set of coordinates in India). Authentication: Sierra november alpha foxtrott uniform. My initials are oscar golf."
(Back to Shirley) " I'm back..."
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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We have an adage saying that, when a body enters its bath, the telephone rings.
So, are you gonna change your router?
Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
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It's like waiters who ask how your food is when you are chewing
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That ALWAYS happens to me!
Could also simply be that I make sure not to leave any non-chewing time slots open where the waiter COULD have asked... If he was quick as lightning, that is! Efficiency, that's the key!!!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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I'm convinced they do that on purpose. They lie in wait just out of your peripheral vision and spring at you the moment you insert a bite into your mouth.
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When they do, I give them a nice wide mouth full of food grin and say GHGHGHreat! Mmphhmmm! And wipe the food off with my sleeve.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Oh, man, you still don't get it!
They have control of a number of the devices in your home - and watch carefully until just the right moment to call.
Meanwhile, standing around are a bunch more of these 'Shirleys' - eyes tearing as they laugh into their sleeves and watch you hustle to the phone. In Mumbai, you can actually subscribe to this service and watch the called scramble for the phone at inopportune moments whilst munching some nan.
I can't believe you didn't know that you were made into subscription entertainment!
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Listen to his speech when he collects his awards.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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That's already being taken care of - but they have requested of him his bank information so they can transfer his award. I don't know what's keeping him.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Cooking the onions in the rendered meat fat and juices, that's what!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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My prayers go out to those onions.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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