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We don't measure in C here...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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The last time that the temperature in the Atlanta area dropped below the freezing point of water at sea level at normal atmospheric pressure was 1985.
That better?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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It's tripe -- not just tripe, but slow, dreary tripe. I gave up watching it a few seasons ago, because I get enough sleep.
What gets me is that they've obviously never heard of bicycles, in stoopid-writer land.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Damnit!
xkcd: Estimating Time[^]
Randall knows my estimation method!
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Because I still can't:
This site can’t be reached
www.dilbert.com took too long to respond But isup.me says there's no problem?
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It's working for me now. It was not earlier.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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No issue from there, either.
You always obtain more by being rather polite and armed than polite only.
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I can type the words in the comic for you if you'd like
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No longer necessary, it's working...
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Still down for me too. Maybe Osborne has decided to block Dilbert as a measure to increase productivity in the UK.
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Just started working for me...
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Nope.
My long term goal is to live forever. So far, so good...
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Do you want a link to the comic of today?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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What do you have against the strip?
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Ah, Grasshopper, you conclude upon an outcome wherein none such was expliciated.
I'm too busy today to do the "will" part.
However, not to busy to reply that I won't get to it, nor post this reply, nor a reply to your TOTD, nor post my TOTWeak.
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I thought it was going to be called the Leslie Nielsen[^].
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Ah! I see: serves me right for not looking at anything past the first page.
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You can't read everything
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Shirley, Boaty McBoatface deserves more than one thread.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I just received a nice e-mail from 'Nat West' informing me they had discovered several error [sic] with my accounts and they provided a nice url to visit to rectify the mistakes.
i. I have never had any dealing with Nat West, let alone currently holding an account.
2. The URL was from a .ru TLD.
c. They filed to yous a spilling chicken.
Phish off!
veni bibi saltavi
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Forward it to phishing@natwest.com - see if they can do anything...
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