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Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who eats many prunes get good run for his money.
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"When the white cold comes, do not eat yellow snow."
"Scratchy ass in the evening, stinky finger in the morning."
while (true) {
continue;
}
modified 21-Jun-15 14:17pm.
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Man who cook carrots and peas in same pot is very disgusting.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sorry, but I like carrots and peas. Especially with garlic butter.
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day.
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Man who plagiarises without attribution will not receive up votes
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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_Maxxx_ wrote:
Man who plagiarises without attribution will not receive up votes |
Really? You are going to call him out on plagiarizing common jokes?
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Repeating a single joke is fine.
Just copy/pasting a bunch from a single website? With no original input or comment? Unfine.
If you wanna do that, why not post your favourite with a link to the site you just copied from? Or if you have a comment comment on them.
Just copy/pasting someone else's collection is poor form.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Confucius say, "Go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger."
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Man who attempt to mix lemon and cream get ...
Nobel prize, become ...
Richard Feynman 
(From "Surely you're joking, Mr. Feynman")
modified 22-Jun-15 2:25am.
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Man who drinks too much must spend a lot of time for visiting Toilet.
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If you're a famous diver and you get stung by en electric eel, would your name be Shock Cousteau?
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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JavaScript is the path to the Dark Side.
JavaScript leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate leads to suffering.
And suffer I do... 
Yoda was wrong about one thing though.
Do or do not. There is no try.
It seems with JavaScript I keep on trying and trying, but ultimately it gets the job done... On some browsers anyway.
The worst part is that when I switch to C# it looks so much like JavaScript that I sometimes forget it's not JavaScript 
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I too find Javascript most trying.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The only thing worse is scripting javascript with PHP.  It's difficult to escape!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
modified 21-Jun-15 11:22am.
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kmoorevs wrote: scripting javascript with PHP.
Don't know if I should laugh or cry 
kmoorevs wrote: It's difficult to escape!
Try this[^] 
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Had to squint to read Spock's Beard!
I must admit I really listen to a whole lot of music genres (really, from black/death/thrash metal to hardstyle/dance/trance/dubstep to trip hop/chill out to hip hop/rap to classical), but progressive rock is one of the very few genres I really can't listen to... 
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Feel secured knowing that there's only the Dark Side in that (AJAX) arena, Luke.
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I know how you feel. A terrible language, half baked libraries, browsers with strange behavior and zools that are a pain to work with (even when they work). The stuff of which the future programming horrors are made.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Actually, JavaScript is very powerful. I thought I knew JavaScript until I read "JavaScript the Complete Reference", or some such book. I then learned how much I didn't know about JavaScript.
It is a very powerful language that everyone should try to know, and I don't mean copying from the internet. I mean trying to understand the capabilities of the language.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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It's only as powerful as the interpreter makes it.
Other than that it's a loosely typed language that gives you nothing, silently handles errors, often doesn't even recognize errors as errors (undefined variable, now it's defined!) and is often very unpredictable.
Well, this website[^] says it all really.
The only reason JavaScript is so "powerful" is because it's the only option you have for front-end web development.
That's why everyone knows JavaScript.
And that's why every vendor wants to support it.
It's going to be the language for the IoT.
It's going to be the new language for embedded development.
It's going to be the new language for server side development.
It's going to be the new language to query (NoSQL) databases.
It's going to be the language that will plunge us into a dark age of programming!
Well, I admit there are times when I like JavaScript.
But mostly it makes up for very fragile code that blows up in your face because you misspelled a variable name, doesn't tell you about it, but gives you (really very wrong) results anyway.
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You need to internalize your anger, and then step back and try to be objective 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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JimmyRopes wrote: try to be objective
Don't get my started on 'OOP' in JavaScript
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Sander Rossel wrote: Don't get my started on 'OOP' in JavaScript
Obviously you don't understand the capabilities of the language.
Keep your hate speech to yourself. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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