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Women like them both far too much to be healthy?
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: What the connection between gems and horses? My Little Pony[^]. The guy who made the questionnaire is obviously obsessed.
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Gems --> jewelry and precocious stones. Should be spent on human girls and not horse girls.
The trouble with Griff's post is that I won't be able to stop thinking about gems and horse girls, for the rest of the day. Kind of like that stupid song that is in your head and it won't go away.
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Slacker007 wrote: Kind of like that stupid song that is in your head and it won't go away. You mean a song like Rivers of Babylon?
Tie a Yellow Ribbon?
Ma Baker?
Friends in Low Places?
Paper Roses?
(Keep adding more until they come to take you away)
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Nah...this one[^]
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I'll see your Star Trekkin', and raise you a Rupert Holmes[^] and a Proclaimers[^]!
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OriginalGriff wrote: and raise you the Bay City Rollers[^] Excuse me a moment, while I go and shoot myself in the head.
Isn't one of the Bay City Rollers keeping Gary Glitter company in the nick?
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Two Boney M titles in one post. I'm onto you...
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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So bad I hated it twice.
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OriginalGriff wrote: (SFW, but not if you do an image search) Jeeze, that's pretty horrendous.
Mind you, I notice that at least half of the results are computer graphics, so this is almost certainly a mother's-basement-brigade thing.
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Are you sure you want to know?
I must warn you that this knowledge will change your life. It will never be the same again.
Ok, so you've been warned...
This is going to blow your mind, but if we take the alphabet and convert the letters to numbers, A = 1, B = 2, etc. and we take the letters from HORSES, but change it to HROSES (H-ROSE, get it!?), and GEMS then we'd get to the following:
H - 1 = G
R - O = C
C + 2 = E
S - E = N
N + 1 = M
S = S
GEMS! It all makes perfect sense.
Illuminati confirmed.
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Fortunate me! I lost your reasoning in an early stage, so no changes in my life (for good or bad)...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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No, seriously: there's a whole website devoted to teh question: http://isyourgirlfriendahorse.com/[^]
6% for me, with recommendations:
1. DECREASE number of gems. (Hah! She'll allow that when Hell freezes over)
2. DECREASE amount of daylight. (Hah! She moans enough about going to work when it's still dark)
3. DECREASE intake of bland foods. (No longer possible...she's moved to bland stuff already... :sigh: )
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OriginalGriff wrote: Is your girlfriend a horse
Neigh.
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I got fed up at question 35.
If it said "35 of 50", "35 of 100", or even "35 of 50,000", I'd at least know it were finite, but it felt like there would be no end to it.
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52%.
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Given that humans and bananas share 55% of their genes, 52% is probably a low estimate. I'd guess that it's well over 70%.
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If she is, what that makes of me?
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Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: If she is, what that makes of me? A lucky boy?
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That's only if I write faster than my shadow...
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Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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