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Nah...this one[^]
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I'll see your Star Trekkin', and raise you a Rupert Holmes[^] and a Proclaimers[^]!
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OriginalGriff wrote: and raise you the Bay City Rollers[^] Excuse me a moment, while I go and shoot myself in the head.
Isn't one of the Bay City Rollers keeping Gary Glitter company in the nick?
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Two Boney M titles in one post. I'm onto you...
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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So bad I hated it twice.
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OriginalGriff wrote: (SFW, but not if you do an image search) Jeeze, that's pretty horrendous.
Mind you, I notice that at least half of the results are computer graphics, so this is almost certainly a mother's-basement-brigade thing.
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Are you sure you want to know?
I must warn you that this knowledge will change your life. It will never be the same again.
Ok, so you've been warned...
This is going to blow your mind, but if we take the alphabet and convert the letters to numbers, A = 1, B = 2, etc. and we take the letters from HORSES, but change it to HROSES (H-ROSE, get it!?), and GEMS then we'd get to the following:
H - 1 = G
R - O = C
C + 2 = E
S - E = N
N + 1 = M
S = S
GEMS! It all makes perfect sense.
Illuminati confirmed.
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Fortunate me! I lost your reasoning in an early stage, so no changes in my life (for good or bad)...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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No, seriously: there's a whole website devoted to teh question: http://isyourgirlfriendahorse.com/[^]
6% for me, with recommendations:
1. DECREASE number of gems. (Hah! She'll allow that when Hell freezes over)
2. DECREASE amount of daylight. (Hah! She moans enough about going to work when it's still dark)
3. DECREASE intake of bland foods. (No longer possible...she's moved to bland stuff already... :sigh: )
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OriginalGriff wrote: Is your girlfriend a horse
Neigh.
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I got fed up at question 35.
If it said "35 of 50", "35 of 100", or even "35 of 50,000", I'd at least know it were finite, but it felt like there would be no end to it.
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52%.
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Given that humans and bananas share 55% of their genes, 52% is probably a low estimate. I'd guess that it's well over 70%.
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If she is, what that makes of me?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: If she is, what that makes of me? A lucky boy?
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That's only if I write faster than my shadow...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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"[CENSORED]"
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So I have to start worry...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Oh yes.
Nagy'll start posting you pictures of donkeys, you'll get neigh end of jokes about it, you'll have to mane up a bit or the whole tail will be out...
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Nagy is in Magyarorszag - no internet connection there
(And stop giving ideas!)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You are the one who raised the subject!
(And there's no smoke without fire!)
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What kind of hillbilly was that guy? Gems, gems, gems, gems, gems! Every question I stumbled upon was about a gem, did he loose his gem or something? Total waste of time...
By the way, 16%! I was just being mare about it, she's not that much horse.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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