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Answer is Deadpool who is not a hero, the rest should be obvious.
One day I aspire to having a signature.
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Has anyone else been seeing this ad embedded into web pages in recent days? It's appearing on an awful lot of IT sites and is driving me up the wall. It's cleverly embedded into the article text and expands from nowhere as you scroll down the page.
Could it be adware, or just MS doing some aggressive marketing (the ad company seems to be called "teads.tv")?
Still not as annoying as having to dismiss website cookie messages on an infuriatingly regular basis though...
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No I have Adblock Plus.
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127.0.0.1 teads.tv
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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the one which says the screens are simulated? Rather defeats the object
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Movie Quote Of The Day
I'm an Episcopalian!
Which movie?
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An American in Paris...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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"Whaddaya mean buddy? I've never been to Germany."
Life is too shor
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Church Wars?
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Star Wars: the Cantina scene
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If no-one said that in The Life of Brian, they should have.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A Clockwork's Orange
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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A Prayer for Owen Meany
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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Gandhi[^]
Please note this is meant to be funny not offend anyone.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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funny !! Nailed
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It's The BoyTM's dozenth birthday today.
His list of requested presents was long and expensive!
He's spoiled rotten (well, what the heck!) but we kinda sorta didn't want to give in to getting him everything he wanted...
So this morning he opened his pressies - soccer ball, dressing gown, Minecraft shirt, couple of small toys, chocolate-making kit and my old iPhone.
Seemed quite happy although I think secretly disappointed not to get anything big (the iPhone would have been big, but as it was Dad's 2nd hand one...)
Anyhow - not a word of complaint, all happy.
I can't wait until he gets home from school and finds we bought him an XBox One
** For those who think we are just plain cruel teasing him like that - yep! You got us! But our excuse is it would have been more cruel to say "Here's your XBox - now time for school!")
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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please adopt me
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Some nostalgia - I got my C64 as a 12th birthday present (my first own computer) and got a day off too...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Reminds me a bit of that youtube video where some kid thought he got an xbox for christmas, but it was just the box filled with clothes or something like that
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My 12th birthday was harmless and did not give my parents much opportunity to tease me like that. That came one year later, when I suddently needed a usable ASCII keyboard (still got it), a 300 baud terminal (long dead, unfortunately), a video monitor (still working!) and, most important, more RAM (still working). My poor parents did not understand a word.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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My parents never understood the point.
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_Maxxx_ wrote: I can't wait until he gets home from school and finds we bought him an XBox One Kids prefer the PlayStation, though, so you should have got him a PS One.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Which kids are they? Round these parts the ps4 is a poor cousin!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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