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W∴ Balboos wrote: The thinking man's answer to Gin
Are you implying that @Nagy-Vilmos doesn't think?
Probably right....
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DaveAuld wrote: Are you implying that @Nagy-Vilmos doesn't think about things other than acquiring his next truckload of bottles ?
Probably right....
FTFY
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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W∴ Balboos wrote: this is always a borderline natural state for a programmer
Good thing I'm a developer then.
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You're sure you haven't mistaken this feeling? It could be a grande mal episode. Try methamphetamine in large doses to achieve the full epiphany.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Really, really nice
According to my calculations, I should be able to retire about 5 years after I die.
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Cool!!!!
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If I were one of these cats, I think I would totally be the "Is it lunch yet" programmer...
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... they'd clean themselves.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Jealous, are we?
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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"...give him a biscuit, and he might let you."
The old ones are the best!
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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They'd be a lot more manageable.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Which is why burlap bags were created.
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We need big sacks for most programmers, though, and more rocks.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Jason Cardoza wrote: If programmers were cats…
There would be no mice?
Sorry. Couldn't resist.
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I thought that we'd already established that programmers are cats -- because there are precious few chicks interested in the job.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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code would be purrrrfect
Steve
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I C(++) therefore I am
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Removed.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
modified 10-Aug-14 11:38am.
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Yeah, see what you mean.
Those girls would never be able to pull a hunk like that.
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Flash! Aaaaaaah!
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Am I missing something?
Are we doing fat-jokes in the lounge now?
Seriously, what am I missing, I can't believe anyone would sink so low as to take the piss out of someone just for being fat!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Jesus, if you saw me in real life, you'd know this isn't about being fat .
Punching above weight is a boxing term IIRC - implying a boxer is so good they are capable of fighting someone in a heavier weight category.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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