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If I were one of these cats, I think I would totally be the "Is it lunch yet" programmer...
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... they'd clean themselves.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Jealous, are we? 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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"...give him a biscuit, and he might let you."
The old ones are the best! 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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They'd be a lot more manageable.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Which is why burlap bags were created.
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We need big sacks for most programmers, though, and more rocks.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Jason Cardoza wrote: If programmers were cats…
There would be no mice?
Sorry. Couldn't resist. 
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I thought that we'd already established that programmers are cats -- because there are precious few chicks interested in the job.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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code would be purrrrfect
Steve
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I C(++) therefore I am
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Removed.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
modified 10-Aug-14 11:38am.
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Yeah, see what you mean.
Those girls would never be able to pull a hunk like that.
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Flash! Aaaaaaah! 
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Am I missing something?
Are we doing fat-jokes in the lounge now?
Seriously, what am I missing, I can't believe anyone would sink so low as to take the piss out of someone just for being fat!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Jesus, if you saw me in real life, you'd know this isn't about being fat .
Punching above weight is a boxing term IIRC - implying a boxer is so good they are capable of fighting someone in a heavier weight category.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Outreach programs for kids and in particular girls to get them into programming.
Code Project should be visible in schools.
Code project should offer mentoring for young kids who wants to know about programming.
Code Project could start contacting schools to discuss programs and activities that can be included in extracurricular activities.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Maximilien wrote: Code project should offer mentoring for young kids who wants to know about programming.
I like that Idea but I think it would also be a difficulty pulling off sucessfully.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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compulsory PHP training in kindergarten for all kids
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Let the language wars begin!
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get them young and you control them for life (evil cackle)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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compulsory PHP Perl Lisp Scheme training in kindergarten for all kids
FTFY
/ravi
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Mmmm, the problem I can see is that by telling kids "Computer Programming is the Future" you are going to create a government style foul up. A friend of mine who was in the IT/networking side of things, took a 'gap' year(s) came back as a teacher, now is fed up with it. He like a lot us was one the Techie/Geeky kids who though 'I wonder how...', he has found that trying to inspire kids to program is hard. Programming you have to make lots of errors and learn by them. I think its built in rather than taught... Mind you it might be possible...
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