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Bailiff, whack his peepee!
Will Rogers never met me.
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I'll bet you weigh exactly the same as a duck.
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This smells like a repost.
: )
Life is too shor
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Ahhh, but the smell of bacon and chocolate is worth a repost.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Gosh, so up to date and modern.
This idea about getting power wirelessly is amazing, I am gob-smacked that nobody ever thought of it before.
Ahem[^]
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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"I said: 'Let's work on this. This is the future.'"
Actually, no, it's the past, as exactly this same article was discussed here a few weeks (months?) ago.
Marc
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my electric toothbrush, which charges without contacts of any kind, must be from the future!
Inductive_charging[^]
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Something used by faggots that don't know what a wallet is.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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jeron1 wrote: Such insight.
Yes, but don't finger your a***hole would be considered insight to the Yanks.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: considered insight to the Yanks.
Fortunately for you, as an Aussie, you're considered a Frenchman-wanna-be.
The rest of us, thus, make allowances: so all is forgiven.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Two actors who have played "The Doctor".
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Unless you have a pocket-sized book that you keep in your pocket.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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Dalek Dave wrote: Unless you have a pocket-sized book that you keep in your pocket.
So a book about 10cm x 12.5 cm?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Well...there is this[^] which is 8.2cm x 15.3cm - fits in most pockets pretty well.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I have one of these.[^] It is a good pocket book, but I don't put it in in my pocket.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I bought a pocket calculator.
It was a complete waste of money though.
I already knew how many pockets I had.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Nice.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Stolen and sent to FacebookLand.
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Best place for it apart from Tw*tter.
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All kinds of great stuff I look up online.
I buy one every time they come out with a new edition fantasizing about how useful it's going to be, then I never crack it open except to show people all the cool stuff that's in there.
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Since this is an international site, let's translate that.
Pocketbook = ladies purse
Faggot = bundle of sticks or cigarette
So:
Ladies purse
Something used by bundles of sticks that don't know what a wallet is.
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