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jeron111-Apr-14 4:05

jeron1

11-Apr-14 4:05

Such insight.

Michael Martin11-Apr-14 4:18

Michael Martin

11-Apr-14 4:18

jeron1 wrote:
Such insight.

Yes, but don't finger your a***hole would be considered insight to the Yanks.

Michael Martin
Australia

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jeron111-Apr-14 4:32

jeron1

11-Apr-14 4:32

Another gem.

W∴ Balboos, GHB11-Apr-14 7:41

W∴ Balboos, GHB

11-Apr-14 7:41

Michael Martin wrote:
considered insight to the Yanks.

Fortunately for you, as an Aussie, you're considered a Frenchman-wanna-be.

The rest of us, thus, make allowances: so all is forgiven.

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Keith Barrow11-Apr-14 4:08

Keith Barrow

11-Apr-14 4:08

Relevant[^]

PB 369,783 wrote:
I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

Dalek Dave11-Apr-14 4:10

Dalek Dave

11-Apr-14 4:10

Two actors who have played "The Doctor".

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Dalek Dave11-Apr-14 4:09

Dalek Dave

11-Apr-14 4:09

Unless you have a pocket-sized book that you keep in your pocket.

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Michael Martin11-Apr-14 4:17

Michael Martin

11-Apr-14 4:17

Dalek Dave wrote:
Unless you have a pocket-sized book that you keep in your pocket.

So a book about 10cm x 12.5 cm?

OriginalGriff11-Apr-14 5:54

OriginalGriff

11-Apr-14 5:54

Well...there is this[^] which is 8.2cm x 15.3cm - fits in most pockets pretty well.

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S Houghtelin11-Apr-14 4:25

S Houghtelin

11-Apr-14 4:25

I have one of these.[^] It is a good pocket book, but I don't put it in in my pocket.

It was broke, so I fixed it.

Dalek Dave11-Apr-14 4:30

Dalek Dave

11-Apr-14 4:30

I bought a pocket calculator.

It was a complete waste of money though.

I already knew how many pockets I had.

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Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

S Houghtelin11-Apr-14 4:33

S Houghtelin

11-Apr-14 4:33

Nice.

It was broke, so I fixed it.

dan!sh 11-Apr-14 4:57

11-Apr-14 4:57

Stolen and sent to FacebookLand.

hairy_hats11-Apr-14 5:34

hairy_hats

11-Apr-14 5:34

Best place for it apart from Tw*tter.

mikepwilson11-Apr-14 5:22

mikepwilson

11-Apr-14 5:22

All kinds of great stuff I look up online.

I buy one every time they come out with a new edition fantasizing about how useful it's going to be, then I never crack it open except to show people all the cool stuff that's in there.

Tim Carmichael11-Apr-14 4:59

Tim Carmichael

11-Apr-14 4:59

Since this is an international site, let's translate that.

Pocketbook = ladies purse
Faggot = bundle of sticks or cigarette

So:

Ladies purse
Something used by bundles of sticks that don't know what a wallet is.

BarrRobot11-Apr-14 5:14

BarrRobot

11-Apr-14 5:14

also "a traditional dish in the UK, especially South and Mid Wales and the Midlands of England. It is made from meat off-cuts and offal, especially pork. A faggot is traditionally made from pig's heart, liver and fatty belly meat or bacon minced together, with herbs added for flavouring and sometimes bread crumbs." (Ref: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_%28food%29[^])

hairy_hats11-Apr-14 5:31

hairy_hats

11-Apr-14 5:31

Tim Carmichael wrote:
Faggot = bundle of sticks or cigarette

Fag = cigarette.

Marco Bertschi11-Apr-14 6:24

Marco Bertschi

11-Apr-14 6:24

cigarette = a smoke

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FIFA 2014 Official Song

dan!sh 11-Apr-14 3:14

11-Apr-14 3:14

It sucks. It is a pitbull song so it has to. Couldn't they just reuse waving flag by K'naan?

Alexander DiMauro11-Apr-14 3:50

Alexander DiMauro

11-Apr-14 3:50

Completely agree! Wow, what a disaster of a song. D'Oh! | :doh:

Waving flag was so much better. This song sounds like a joke. Haven't heard any more of the 'official' album yet, other than the Shakira song which is even worse, in my opinion. 'La la la la la la la'...what profound lyrics. Must have taken her ages to come up with those...

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dan!sh 11-Apr-14 4:54

11-Apr-14 4:54

Alexander DiMauro wrote:
'La la la la la la la'...what profound lyrics

LOL.

If it has likes of Pitbull, Lil Wayne and Drake, JB, Miley Cyrus and they play it between the breaks, I might give up watching football.

OriginalGriff11-Apr-14 4:34

OriginalGriff

11-Apr-14 4:34

The England Team has it's own song already: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsOmizjm0Xw[^]

dan!sh 11-Apr-14 4:55

11-Apr-14 4:55

Why don't you save money rather than flying them all the way to Brazil? I never get it. Is there any professional sport at which England team is good?