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Ok, good luck to you, and to Luton.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Well, to be honest, everyone needs a pot to pee in.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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PS your garage doors need painting!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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The windows need new glass too as well now.
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What I don't understand is how 'someone' managed to break every pain of glass and plaster the outside with that much excrement so quickly!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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I thought the pebble dashing looked a bit odd.
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I wonder why they spread it in the shape of a moon rocket?
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Is that a euphemism?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Nah .... if I said your lawn needed cutting ... that would have been a euphemism!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Good luck climbing the greasy pole to No. 10.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Check your preposition, I think it should be 'of' not 'to'...
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"FOR visiting tourists"?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Good luck DD, I'm sure you'll make a good Councillor.
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Good luck on a personal note, though I can't really say that I wish anyone standing under the blue rosette to win.
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Dalek Dave wrote: It is a Labour Stronghold I've heard it described as many things, but they usually include the word sh**.
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What no Tarquin Fin Tim Lim Bin Busstop ftang ftang ole biscuit barrel ?
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Good luck, Dave! But on the off chance that you win, you'll regret it. I ran for an office once to prevent the sitting board from appointing someone to a vacancy. Turned out that 6 others had the same idea, but I won by a landslide, then got re-elected 4 years later. For 6 years I couldn't go anywhere without someone cornering me to bitch about something. I got most things fixed, but it certainly made enjoying an evening out a challenge.
Will Rogers never met me.
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I'm so sorry, I'm really, really sorry...
... but I just kicked off the Win8.1 download.
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You, you, you, you, bad man. No more gin in your feeding bottle for you.
Steal candy from a baby's hand, that we can live with.
Steal money from a pensioner's handbag, that we can live with.
Steal money from a bank to give to an MP, that we can live with.
But when it comes to installing 8.1, have you no shame, no integrity, no civil decency, no pride?
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Quick! Before it finishes, upgrade to Windows 7!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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You will soon 'ENJOY' the new OS.
The side bars flashing up at unwanted moments will please you no end.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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How could you do that to it?
while (!working) {
Reboot();
}
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You shameless man! You've done the dirty deed, then announced it to the world. See you tonight on the 'What were they thinking?' news.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Don't be sorry!!
8.1 really is awesome.
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