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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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I'd put it on my credit card but it's so hard to clean.
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Metro Page 19[^]
Cyclist hater hits professor with a bag of her pets poo.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Its asking for my email address to be able to view the webpage 
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here too..
The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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Put in anything. I tried dogpoo@hitbloke.co.uk and it accepted it.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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SeptimusHedgehog 151576 wrote: Put in anything. I tried dogpoo@hitbloke.co.uk and it accepted it.
dogpoo@hitbloke.co.uk worked for me. Well the owner if the email will be pissed off now 
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Enter anything that looks like an email - I did - and it'll accept it.
"junk@cr*p.com" worked fine for me.
Lazy damn coders...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Why you didn't stick with us and used dogpoo@hitbloke.co.uk 
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For many years most football clubs in England had their website done by a company could PremierTV.
There was some free content and then some stuff you needed to register for.
For years there was an email address and password circulated on fans forums that got you access to every site.
Can't remember what they were now, but both email and password were as weary commentary on the registration policy.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Look for contact names etc. for the site owners and put their address in, spam them with their own cr@p.
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That's nice and ![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif) will be receiving the Metro every day now - bob@space.com.
speramus in juniperus
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I gave them "correct@ukmetro.co.uk"... They can eat their own medicine
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..why not everyone@metro ?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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It's the "powerful bikes" comment that got me.
My bike was bluddy expensive, but it's got no power at all 
Credit where it's due, though, if he whizzed past close enough for an old dear to reach out her arm enough to hit him with a little pooper-scooper bag, he was probably "not paying due care and attention".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Today I have to take ickle to the Doctor after school - no LTB.
Tomorrow I have an interview - no LTB.
Thursday I am out at a proto-client - no LTB.
Friday I am going to the gym - no LTB.
Unless I do some drastic re-organisation, I will not have time to go for a beer any lunchtime this week. Disgusting I call it, work truly is the curse of the drinking classes.
speramus in juniperus
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![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
Poor fellow.
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Drink without Hangover[^]
Bliss, pop a pill.
Get pissed.
Take the antidote...
Drive home.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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That is completely Nutts!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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Didn't have my glasses on and I read Bear Nuts, imagine my chagrin?
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Mike Hankey wrote: imagine my chagrin?
Do I look like the kind of bloke who'd go around imagining other blokes' chagrins?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Do I look like the kind of bloke who'd go around imagining other blokes' chagrins?
 Good point and it's probably a good thing too!
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"Solicitor to the Queen points left and if it weren't for him, heads would roll!"(9)
Not too hard.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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