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I gave them "correct@ukmetro.co.uk"... They can eat their own medicine
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..why not everyone@metro ?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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It's the "powerful bikes" comment that got me.
My bike was bluddy expensive, but it's got no power at all
Credit where it's due, though, if he whizzed past close enough for an old dear to reach out her arm enough to hit him with a little pooper-scooper bag, he was probably "not paying due care and attention".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Today I have to take ickle to the Doctor after school - no LTB.
Tomorrow I have an interview - no LTB.
Thursday I am out at a proto-client - no LTB.
Friday I am going to the gym - no LTB.
Unless I do some drastic re-organisation, I will not have time to go for a beer any lunchtime this week. Disgusting I call it, work truly is the curse of the drinking classes.
speramus in juniperus
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Poor fellow.
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Drink without Hangover[^]
Bliss, pop a pill.
Get pissed.
Take the antidote...
Drive home.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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That is completely Nutts!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience Greg King ----- I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin, Actress
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Didn't have my glasses on and I read Bear Nuts, imagine my chagrin?
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Mike Hankey wrote: imagine my chagrin? Do I look like the kind of bloke who'd go around imagining other blokes' chagrins?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Do I look like the kind of bloke who'd go around imagining other blokes' chagrins?
Good point and it's probably a good thing too!
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"Solicitor to the Queen points left and if it weren't for him, heads would roll!"(9)
Not too hard.
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Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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No.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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A friend of mine asked me to read this book: "Planet Entrepreneur: The World Entrepreneurship Forum's Guide to Business Success Around the World". Do you think I should?
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Yes, if it is a really big book I think you should go and read it right now.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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It all depends of course...
Who are you?
What is your job about?
Do you want to be an entrepreneur?
What are you interested in?
Does this book can give something to you?
Are you interested in this kind of book?
Do you have time to read this book?
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Questions... and more questions...
It is hard to advise somebody I have not met about a book I don't know without knowing the real interests of that person...
Definitely you MUST read this book. <= This is a joke.
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Joan Murt wrote: Do you want to be an entrepreneur?
Nope. its just my friend boss helped in writing this book and he is asking all his friends to buy the book and read it.
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Then tell him to pay for it!
Sucking up to his boss is one thing - but asking you to pay to suck up to his boss is quite another.
Personally? I'd probably kick your friend where it hurts if he asked me rather than buy and read it.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Oh, you must never buy it.
Borrow it from a friend, steal it, stand in the bookshop and read it etc, but do not buy it.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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if it's worth reading, the cost of the book would be negligible
dev
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Its only for $18.54 on Amazon.com
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Read it... A friend, a boss... what could go bad?
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I think you should not read this book.
I think you should go and develop some mental abilities and strength of character to enable you to decide whether to read this book or not and not request permission of a bunch of strangers.
You seem to have very low self esteem, perhaps some psychiatric help would be in order.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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You should buy it ! These books are very useful to put under warm coffee or tea pot, so that your furniture does not get stained, or damaged by the heat. They are also of great help to stabilize a chair or table.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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