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Teens asked to leave MacDonalds for using Cutlery[^]
There is an obvious gap in the market.
Perhaps we should open a place where one could buy food and it could be served on a plate with cutlery provided so as to aid the dissection and eating of the food.
Maybe a small wine list could be added and some pleasant decor for ambience.
It would certainly beat the shovelling of food into ones gob with ones hands like chimps or snuffling straight from containers like pigs being fattened for slaughter.
We could even go for the big one, teaching Americans how to use cutlery properly!
(although I suspect that is one step too far).
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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Ummm, cutlery in a fast food place, it was tried wasn't it, you should remember Wimpy Burger 
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IIRC, Wimpy had no truck whatsoever with the concept of "fast" food.
Everything was slow as a slug on mogadon...
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Good, far from it, I just remember forks and think "oh" 
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OriginalGriff wrote: Everything was slow as a slug on mogadon...
Is that what it was? They used to have something similar on the menu, called a burger, or something loosely fitting the description.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Wimpy[^]. Went to one a year or so ago. It was vaguely palatable.
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A year ago! <<clicks on="" link="">> well darn! I was under the impression they had gone to be replaced by the golden arches, the one in New Street (Brum) had with either moved or I couldn't find it last time I was up there!
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I can understand McD's reaction since metal cutlery could be used as a weapon. Plastic utensils is fine.
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Most people who eat in Maccy D's in Luton carry their own knives!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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'eat' ? they do good coffee and that's about all.
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Dalek Dave wrote: Most people who eat in Maccy D's live in Luton carry their own knives!
FTFY
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."
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But generally cant be used as cutlery, I think that's what Sept 11th caused a lot of problems no metal cutlery on flights......
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: Plastic utensils is fine.
Remember the McD's cocaine spoon[^]?
/ravi
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Barely. Back then, I only drank Pepsi.
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“We just thought the place needed a bit of class.”
A bit? 
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Once again, reading the whole article shows that this is much ado about nothing. ONE employee complained and was overruled by the other employees and the guests remained. That this was about "cutlery" was pure speculation. I'd speculate that the complaining employee thought the guys were gay.
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Yeah, cos gay people don't eat burgers do they.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Never underestimate the ability of many people to be offended by just about anything. Unfortunately, lacking a visceral offense, many people will decide they should be offended and then will feign it.
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Um...
Mr Ford posted one along with the message: “Cheers to my beautiful boyfriend on our special night. Love you Adam.”
They are, it would seem.
Personally, I'd be more concerned about the naked flames in a place frequented by young kids...
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And then I missed the bit where only one of them thinks they are a couple...
"Mr Welland later clarified that they are not in a relationship and the meal was just for their amusement."
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Firstly it goes on to say that they are not a couple so one cannot assume they are gay, secondly it also stated that the candles were not real.
Otherwise a very good post you made there.
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What! You expect me to read the whole article? It's longer than a hundred words, that's way outside my attention span.
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People with imagination don't need to read.
Just don't, for God's sake, ask OG what he was imagining -- I've just eaten.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A better idea would be to take some food into there with you.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Dalek Dave wrote: teaching Americans how to use cutlery properly
Here's the proper cutlery for what you're serving there, mate: [^]
Software Zen: delete this;
modified 16-Sep-13 13:12pm.
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Quote: We could even go for the big one, teaching Americans how to use cutlery properly!
I thought that's what Downton Abbey was for! (damned if I can think of another reason for it)
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