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Barely. Back then, I only drank Pepsi.
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“We just thought the place needed a bit of class.”
A bit? 
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Once again, reading the whole article shows that this is much ado about nothing. ONE employee complained and was overruled by the other employees and the guests remained. That this was about "cutlery" was pure speculation. I'd speculate that the complaining employee thought the guys were gay.
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Yeah, cos gay people don't eat burgers do they.
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Never underestimate the ability of many people to be offended by just about anything. Unfortunately, lacking a visceral offense, many people will decide they should be offended and then will feign it.
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Um...
Mr Ford posted one along with the message: “Cheers to my beautiful boyfriend on our special night. Love you Adam.”
They are, it would seem.
Personally, I'd be more concerned about the naked flames in a place frequented by young kids...
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And then I missed the bit where only one of them thinks they are a couple...
"Mr Welland later clarified that they are not in a relationship and the meal was just for their amusement."
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Firstly it goes on to say that they are not a couple so one cannot assume they are gay, secondly it also stated that the candles were not real.
Otherwise a very good post you made there.
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What! You expect me to read the whole article? It's longer than a hundred words, that's way outside my attention span.
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People with imagination don't need to read.
Just don't, for God's sake, ask OG what he was imagining -- I've just eaten.
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A better idea would be to take some food into there with you.
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Dalek Dave wrote: teaching Americans how to use cutlery properly
Here's the proper cutlery for what you're serving there, mate: [^]
Software Zen: delete this;
modified 16-Sep-13 13:12pm.
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Quote: We could even go for the big one, teaching Americans how to use cutlery properly!
I thought that's what Downton Abbey was for! (damned if I can think of another reason for it)
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That's delightful, Dave; I bet the family members on shore really enjoy those videos.
thanks, Bill
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in expensive home[^]
Unbelievable I know, but nasty things happen to people with good job who live in nice homes in nice areas. Or is the job and house value actually completely irrelevant?
In other unexpected news, if you leave you door open, things can wander in. If you also smear tasty stuff on your sleeping children they might get a good licking too.
"Ms Williams chased the fox around the house for 90 minutes" - I'd have given up after at most 5, noway could I run around my house for a hour and a half, but then I've got a much smaller house.
Eventually she locked it in a spare wing room, "It had messed all over the room. It was revolting." - what a disgusting creature, shitting in the room it had been locked in. Why it behaved like some sort of wild animal.
It was obviously a hell of a chase, no wonder she paused for breath now and then, and to take lots of pictures of it.
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Right. You see a fox with its teeth precariously close to your young daughter's throat, so what do you do?
Jump up and down and frighten it.
Good move.
Some people seem to have trouble telling the difference between a young daughter and a mother-in-law.
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I know the difference between my morther-in-law and a wolf. It's the honesty and predictability of the wolf.
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Oh, my mother-in-law's predictable enough.
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We have a lot of foxes around here. They are lovely except when they sh*t all over the garden or eat the crap out of the food bin. Normally the former follows the later.
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Quite a few where I live too. One ran across the path in front of us when I was walking the dog the other evening.
Talking of exotic animal sh*t, there is a baby skunk on the loose in the village I live in. We have been asked to keep an eye, and a nose, out for it's sh*t which is highly pungent and distinctive.
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I just went outside to get some apples, and you'll never guess what I found on the path across the lawn? A lovely fox's Richard.
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Well, send it to Chris; he's looking for some.
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Quite a few foxes around here too, but the main problem here a wild boars crossing streets at night time.. And there was also a bear walking around, but it was shut down...
I once did touch a fox on the motorway.. Result: fox dead, car made a 360° turn and had no damage (good there was no traffic..)
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vonb wrote: the main problem here a wild boars crossing streets at night time
That's no problem. Just see Getafix for a potion, then go out and get tomorrow's lunch.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Getafix
Had to Google that one: I have all of the Asterix albums, in French so (the original), and there he is called "Panoramix"
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