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Okay, I'll buy into 'snow sharks' swimming through the HEAVILY compacted snow like standard issue [non laser fitted] sharks swim through the sea.
I'll even accept, for the sake of scientific debate, that the bikini clad girls in the hot tub are an integral part of the plot.
What I don't get is how said shark gets into the hot tub to eat aforementioned girls without anyone noticing?
I am not willing to watch the entire film to find out.
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Or (possibly more relevant) how they get out again... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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When sharks swim through snow, they displace snow in accordance to their body volume. Now, since sharks will be swimming upwards, snow has to move downwards to fill the hole. Hence, the hot tub which is assumed to be on snow (now come on, if you believed all that crap believe this one too), becomes a part of shark snow motion system and moves downward to fill the hole. However, along the way the find shark who eats the girls.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: What I don't get is how said shark gets into the hot tub to eat aforementioned girls without anyone noticing?
Because everybody is too busy looking at the bikini-clad girl?
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If this was the eighties, we'd get Bikini-clad girls - with leg warmers - chasing down and eating the sharks.
On a mountain.
To the track "I Eat Cannibals".
The eighties. When people still tried.
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And if it had been the Nineties, it would have been the Spic Girls1 chasing the sharks while screaming "Girl Power".
I wouldn't have watched that movie, either!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: Who thinks up this drivel? Who the heck finances it?
Alas, proof! Someone out there has developed the infinite improbability drive. 
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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WTFH?  Fortunately such movies never get released widely...
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Awesome!...can't wait!...loved Sharknado
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Maaaan! That musta been some gooooood sh!t you were smoking!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Sharktopus is still my favourite so far
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Yeah - but that's a documentary of sea life around Japan! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Yeah, that's for sure...all the new and interesting forms of life that are emerging since Fukushima! 
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"Where you will find Ashes cricketers playing fast, but run out they will not.(9)
I like this, should get the brains humming.
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Increases
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Very good, but not the right answer.
Sorry.
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Dalek Dave wrote: Sorry.
Why should you be sorry if he gave you the wrong answer 
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A particular British Idiom.
It really means "I have a complete lack of interest whether this affects you or not"
Example:
"May I have a cup of tea and a cheese sandwich"
"Sorry, we are all out of cheese"
Now they are not sorry at all, but they can hardly say "Tough Sh*t, no cheese".
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Only because no one is going to drink a cup of tea with a tough-sh*t sandwich.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Have you never travelled by rail?
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Yes - but I don't eat the food!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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You have chosen wisely!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: Sorry, we are all out of cheese
This could also be read as "I apologize for not being able to serve what you requested for".
So, "sorry" here makes a lot of sense.
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No, trust me, that is not how it is in Britain!
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Dalek Dave wrote: Now they are not sorry at all, but they can hardly say "Tough Sh*t, no cheese".
There are a few "greasy spoon" cafes in and around Crawley where they probably do say that.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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