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Alright Admin Retards,
1: Your 'change password every 45 days' policy is nonsense.
Having hoards of mouth breathers change their password from '123' to '456' every 45 days isn't making your network more secure. They're using easy passwords because remembering a new complex password every few weeks is nonsense.
2: Your 'cannot use same password for at least 10 iterations' is nonsense.
This provides absolutely NO benefit to network security and if you think it does you should be terminated - and no, I don't mean your job.
You Nazi administrators out there that set up these stupid policies are doing absolutely NOTHING to secure your networks with these policies. While I agree with enforcing complex passwords these other extraneous policies are nothing but grief and do absolutely nothing. PRO TIP: Actually read up on your job, learn real techniques, and leave the 'appearance of security' to posers like the TSA.
It's BS like this that makes me want to leave IT altogether.
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"Sorry, your password has been in use for 30 days and has expired - you must register a new one."
roses
"Sorry, too few characters."
pretty roses
"Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character."
1 pretty rose
"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces."
1prettyrose
"Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters."
1f***ingprettyrose
"Sorry, you must use at least one upper case character."
1F***INGprettyrose
"Sorry, you cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively."
1F***ingPrettyRose
"Sorry, you must use no fewer than 20 total characters."
1F***ingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow!
"Sorry, you cannot use punctuation."
1F***ingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow
"Sorry, that password is already in use."
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Marvellous...how many times has this happened to me
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Or: Too short[^] (probably SFW, it's a medical term not a swear word.)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Easy way to remember password is just follow these >rules
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I see we now know your CodeProject password.
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Johnny J. wrote: "Sorry, that password is already in use."
Ah... I bet dollars to donuts the password is stored plain text!
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That was funny when Leslie told it.
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Well, I made NO secret of it being a repost. As mentioned, I thought the situation called for it!
If indeed you believe that you have read ALL posts on the CP, then you could just have skipped my post when you saw the "Repost" subject line and moved along peacefully...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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You forgot one
"Whole or partial real words cannot be used in your password."
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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This annoys me too. I tell myself it's got to be driven by some misguided regulatory call, and not an actual belief that it makes your accounts more secure, or that it is overall worth it when you factor in the IT support costs, etc. It's part of my bullshit filter, true or not.
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Current policy:
Password must be changed every 60 days.
It must include an upper and lower case letter, a digit and a special character.
Minimum password length is 15 characters.
Cannot resuse one of the last 10 passwords.
I have no issues with it - it is a condition of employement.
If you don't like it, you have the option to be employed elsewhere.
Tim
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that would be then:
Password-1
Password-2
...
Password-9
Password-10
-> repeat
??
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You missed the 15 character minimum...
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This is basically what I do, doesn't everybody?
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Password : penis
Sry your Password is too short
well actualla it would be:
15characterPW-1
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Password: Penis
Response: Your password is too short - try again.
Password: LargePenis
Response: Your password is too short - try again.
Password: LargeHorseSizedPenis
Response: Now you're just makin' shit up...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Password: Penis
Response: Your password is too short - try again.
I'm sure I've seen spam emails suggesting a solution to that.
Password: PenisEnlargment
Response: You really expected that to work?
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Tim Carmichael wrote: If you don't like it, you have the option to be employed elsewhere. Not always. And, I already worked there when they introduced the "new" policy.
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Yes, because the option of the administrators knowing their jobs isn't ever going to happen.
*flips open the want ads*
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'Repost' is also a repost.
The irony is dee-licious!
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We do it to satisfy client audits.
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