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You forgot one
"Whole or partial real words cannot be used in your password."
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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This annoys me too. I tell myself it's got to be driven by some misguided regulatory call, and not an actual belief that it makes your accounts more secure, or that it is overall worth it when you factor in the IT support costs, etc. It's part of my bullshit filter, true or not.
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Current policy:
Password must be changed every 60 days.
It must include an upper and lower case letter, a digit and a special character.
Minimum password length is 15 characters.
Cannot resuse one of the last 10 passwords.
I have no issues with it - it is a condition of employement.
If you don't like it, you have the option to be employed elsewhere.
Tim
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that would be then:
Password-1
Password-2
...
Password-9
Password-10
-> repeat
?? 
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You missed the 15 character minimum...
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This is basically what I do, doesn't everybody?
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Password : penis
Sry your Password is too short 
well actualla it would be:
15characterPW-1
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Password: Penis
Response: Your password is too short - try again.
Password: LargePenis
Response: Your password is too short - try again.
Password: LargeHorseSizedPenis
Response: Now you're just makin' shit up...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Password: Penis
Response: Your password is too short - try again.
I'm sure I've seen spam emails suggesting a solution to that.
Password: PenisEnlargment
Response: You really expected that to work?
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Tim Carmichael wrote: If you don't like it, you have the option to be employed elsewhere.
Not always. And, I already worked there when they introduced the "new" policy.
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Yes, because the option of the administrators knowing their jobs isn't ever going to happen.
*flips open the want ads*
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'Repost' is also a repost.
The irony is dee-licious!
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We do it to satisfy client audits.
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My favourite is the security question where a valid answer is invalid!
Stupid Security: What colour was your first car?
Me: Blue
Stupid Security: Sorry, your answer must contain at least 6 characters.
Me: OK, my first car was "F-ck Off!" coloured! 
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That is an odd security question since there are only about 10 expected possible answers.
Perfect example of an inconvenience introduced in the name of security that has no benefit.
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More than ten, Shirley.
I had a Ford Ka whose colour was Karome, for example.
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Kyudos wrote: My favourite is the security question where a valid answer is invalid!
My favorite is when they force me to pick from a set of canned insecurity questions that I have no possible legitimate answer to.
ex "What is your favorite sports team" - "none! the tax swilling vermin sucking as the public teat should die in a fire for wasting my money on enormous new boondogles that despite their lies never actually earn out the amount of money they extorted from the govt."
"what is your favorite niece's name" - "not that it's any of your elephanting business; but unless they're not telling me something none of my siblings have children."
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I've got some sites I have to visit occasionally. Maybe 3, 4 times a year.
Of course, the passwords expire every 60 days.
So I have to create a new password every single time I go to those sites.
Sigh.
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Is it just me who gets irritated by the fact that all google search results provide links which go via google? These links seem to pause for a couple of seconds (yeah I know....) before going to wherever it is I want them to go. It just seems to be getting noticeably slower.
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That's because Google indexes the page hits, and also most likely adds the clicked link to your personal search history.
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Paddington Bear wrote: pause
Paws, Shirley?
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A funny clause selection (I lined up another one for you)
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I quit Google for this reason; since a few weeks now it becomes very difficult to browse the results, especially if you have some Adblock-like extensions on your browser.
while (!working) {
Reboot();
}
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Three words: DuckDuckGo[^]. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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