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Obligatory XKCD
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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People will believe anything posted on the internet.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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This is not news. There are plenty of studies that back the claims of this article; which, by the way, is not the first to say that stuff.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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As an abstinent alcoholic, I still am yet to miss beer. Single malt, on the other hand....
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Most everything in moderation, is not bad for you.
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Moderate disemboweling might be inconvenient?
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Everything in moderation, including moderation,
The difficult may take time, the impossible a little longer.
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Unfortunately, I suspect it's another case of this report[^], which was posted on here a few days ago.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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This, this is simply beautifull .
on a side note: a medicine student once told me there were few vitamins in Beer.
To fix this problem you should drink allot of it!
#region(start signature)
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
#endregion
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You just want the rest of us to drink beer and leave all the gin to you .
Software Zen: delete this;
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Caught gin in hand
veni bibi saltavi
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I guess my signature says it all.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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... based a successful legal defence on being illiterate at the point of "I can't spell and I write like a 2-year-old".
Funnily enough the tweets from his new twitter account[^] are grammatically perfect (as far as I can tell) with commas and apostrophes in all the right places. So either he's not writing it or he's full of sh*t.
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Legal defense has nothing to do with the real world, particularly if you are rich enough to afford a good lawyer.
Ernest Saunders recovered from Alzheimers once he got out of prison, I'm sure Lord Janner will as well...once the Scots decide not to prosecute him.
"Justice" leaves a bad taste in the mouth these days...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: "Justice" leaves a bad taste in the mouth these days...
Especially for Naughty Catholic Choir boys.
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OriginalGriff wrote: "Justice" leaves a bad taste in the mouth these days...
Reminds me of this song[^]
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Or this one....[^]
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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OriginalGriff wrote: "Justice" leaves a bad taste in the mouth these days...
Well then stop doing that with judges!
veni bibi saltavi
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Hey Griff,
Someone emailed me (assuming I work for CP) regarding getting his account auto-removed due to having been marked as a spamming account. I've redirected him to CP-staff.
http://www.codeproject.com/script/Membership/View.aspx?mid=1473098[^]
I've seen some of his articles/posts here and was just wondering if perhaps there may have been some miscommunication?
Do you remember why exactly you marked him as a spammer?
Thanks.
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There's something odd happening here, he's been fairly active lately and seems like a decent fella.
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Yeah, he has written good articles and contributed civilly and intelligently in the forums here. That said, I can't imagine Griff being too trigger-happy, which is why I asked him. There were 2 others too who reported him.
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