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Stupid Joke OTD:
What does a duck smoke?
Quack.
I'll get me coat...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: I'll get me coat...
 Why? I thought that was downright funny. 
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Oh, just waddle off.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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You haven't quit your day job have you?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Grandkids been around, have they..
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Email from friends 12YO. I think he's been watching too much Breaking Bad... That show is methed up...
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OriginalGriff wrote: I think he's been watching too much Breaking Bad... That show is methed up...
 That could have been tomorrow's runner up for you.
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Now you're Pekin my interest.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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... also like jamming[^] too.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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"Oh sh*t" said Pinocchio.
I'd rather be phishing!
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"Been here longer than you boy" said Jonah
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1)
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Only questionable people start lists with 1).
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I question your reasoning.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Seems a reasonable question
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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<ul>
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something like this would work to 
#region(start signature)
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
#endregion
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I can succinctly state why I hate working on projects inherited from others, where a huge code base is inherited from bad programmers (and I have yet to work on a project where I have not inherited code from bad programmers, because quite frankly, those projects stay where they are because the client is happy!!!)
It's because I'm spending my time debugging sh*t that isn't my sh*t, it's someone else's. And very few things piss me off more than having to spend even a miniscule fraction of my time on this planet fixing other people's sh*t.
[edit]And I tend to find the most stinkiest sh*t written by Ruby on Rails code monkeys.[/edit]
Marc
modified 11-Jun-15 12:42pm.
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Marc Clifton wrote: And very few things piss me off more than having to spend even a miniscule fraction of my time on this planet fixing other people's sh*t.
Wholeheartedly agree. 
/ravi
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But tell us how you really feel, Marc. 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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I have recently been advertising myself as a plumber. Plumbers fix systems, clogged with other people's shiit and that is what we do. If it wasn't clogged, they wouldn't be calling us.
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Ernst Stavro Blofeld wrote: If it wasn't clogged, they wouldn't be calling us.
Pretty sure I saw a video once where something like this happened. There may have been some funky guitar in the background... 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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