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Do you leave tracings of your key on everything you touch to give a thief a template to make one of their own?
https://www.ccc.de/en/updates/2013/ccc-breaks-apple-touchid[^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Considering how easy it is to pick a regular lock, I don't see how this makes things worse.
Jeremy Falcon
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..a cylinder lock with extra bolt.
--edit
Also shows nice signs of breakage when force is applied; an electronic lock would not have that evidence.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Can still be picked with ease.
Jeremy Falcon
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..that explains why so many entries leave so much damage. It is too easy to pick the lock, so the thieves are looking for more challenging ways to enter 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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While deep in thought flow charting something or other on a white board one day, I made several changes that I needed to revert back to the original.
So I reached up to hit ctrl z...
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Welcome to middle age, Joe. 
/ravi
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Answer QA questions here on CodeProject: if I wasn't distracted before I started answering, I am guaranteed to be in that state very quickly as the illusion that the OP actually asks a meaningful question ... or has the slightest intent to really learn anything ... dissolves.
To speed-up the onset of distraction I can read the other "solutions" posted by the usual rep-bloating, post-anything, "first responders," first.
Actually, it's not that bad, and I learn a lot
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Lettuce share our concerns, but I don't wanna taco 'bout it.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Apparently making decent puns is just nacho thing.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Some of them belong in the frying pun.
Life is too shor
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frying is not better than bacon
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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That's so cheesy.
Jeremy Falcon
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If I would carrot all I would dice so.
Life is too shor
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Looks like you're getting a chili response for this one.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Indeed, from some of the responses you'd think he was tortilla the hun.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Holy guacamole, you're right!
/ravi
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At last Mr. Griff, some food for thought.
Life is too shor
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One of my three favorite vegetables: lettuce, turnip, and pea
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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If you don't wanna taco 'bout it. That's okay, we will just beet it out of you.
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I have no beef with that!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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How was Boliva? Never been there, but I'm told it's beautiful (if rather scary in parts!)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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