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Messiah
He got nailed to a cross which shortened his life.
Or something like that, I've not paid much attention to the story.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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But "Brian" is only 5 letters. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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pkfox wrote: nice easy one
I see you've included your usual guarantee that nobody will get it, then! 
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 (oops - forgot I am away next week... as you were...)
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ABRIDGE
Solution should now be obvious! 
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Ah. Another homophone that isn't and a definition which leads in a completely contrary direction. I really must stop reading the clues and start reading minds.
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You're making me very nervous if I have to craft a clue for Monday!
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Well done - you are up Monday
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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As is customary for me, the clue will be posted a little later than usual - will be around 1230 UTC...
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... comes great responsibility.
I got a letter in the post [we still have a service here] inviting me to register to vote. Nothing strange there, except this is from the Hungarians and I will be a bona-fide voter in future elections.
The only possible naughty I could perform is that this means I am eligible to vote for MEP's in both the UK and Hungary. My vote is worth TWICE the rest of yours*! 
* This applies to Europeans of course and not forners like the mercans. I will of course obey the rules and only vote in one country come the next European Elections.
veni bibi saltavi
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... come great electricity bills.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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Unless you are being paid a very large sum for your vote, I doubt that it would be worth your while to vote in the U.K., take a plane to Hungary, vote there, and take another plane back to the U.K. Just thinking about it is exhausting!
If your other citizenship were Irish or French, however...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Postal votes?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I didn't consider those. 
In my defence, Israel doesn't have them; either you go to your assigned polling place on Election Day, or you lose your vote.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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In the UK, we have them so that the elderly and infirm can still vote.
It also gets used by people who are on holiday at the time, want to vote for their wife because they don't trust her to "vote right", and such abuses.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: It also gets used by people who are on holiday at the time, want to vote for their wife because they don't trust her to "vote right", and such abuses.
These are the reasons for non-implementation in Israel. OTOH, we do have wheelchair-accessible polling stations for those who are invalids.
Having a national ID card (including photo) does help to keep down election frauds at the polling station. That's not to say that election fraud is unknown; only that it requires more planning.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I am eligible for Paddyship; I've just not ever bothered.
As for voting, for any Hungarian election your vote can be cast at the nearest Embassy and London isn't that far!
veni bibi saltavi
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: If your other citizenship were Irish or French, however..
The solution would be easy: suicide.
(had very rough afternoon yesterday - just lashing out randomly)
<EDIT>
Apologies in advance - at least to the Irish
</EDIT>
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: <EDIT>
Apologies in advance - at least to the Irish
</EDIT>
That's because the French already surrendered 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I will of course obey the rules and only vote in one country come the next European Elections.
I'm sure that both countries would be delighted if you vote in either or both. After all, nobody else does (turnout at the last election, UK 36%, Hungary 29%)!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: This applies to Europeans of course and not forners like the mercans
Darn, as a Chicagoan I can vote as many times as I can, even if I'm dead!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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5612621-4830267
Clue 1: SUEMON
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
modified 6-Nov-15 5:08am.
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Time for a harmless clue may be?
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In seven minutes...
(Duncan has got it without, but he's out all next week so he can't post one.)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Is the first half "Ordered"? 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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