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Well I do realize, that Not Everyone Recognizes Deuterium.
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Glögg.
Take half a cup of pure vodka, add ten kernels of cardamom, fifteen cloves, the peels of a seville orange, half an inch of thinly sliced ginger and a stick of cinnamon.
Heat it up slowly under a lid, DON'T LET IT BOIL.
Add a bottle of beer, preferably dark beer, but any will do. Add 100 ml of brown sugar, 100 ml of castor sugar (or 200 ml of temeraire sugar) and four quartered figs.
Heat it up slowly under a lid, DON'T LET IT BOIL.
Add a bottle of strong wine like Madeira (but any will do)
Heat it up slowly under a lid, DON'T LET IT BOIL.
Sieve and serve hot with raisins and almonds.
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Except the name it sounds good (I think we call it mulled wine)...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: Mulled wine on steroids alcoholoids.
FTFY
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Just so long as it's not alkaloids... 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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There are a few of them that would kind of fit in the mixture. 
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A pan-galactic gargle-blaster, of course!
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster - Hitchhikers - Wikia[^]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Halasleves, Hurka, Kolbasz, Somloi Galuska.
ALL homemade and, with the exception of the vile soup*, bloody good though I say so myself.
* Whoever thought that making anything with Carp was a good idea should be shot. Twice.
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Halasleves
Do you mean Halászlé?
And CARP IS THE FISH!!! I like it very much (in different forms not only soup)!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Sorry, yes it is Haláslé. Carp is awful - 1,000,000 tiny bones held together by a few grams of tasteless flesh. 
veni bibi saltavi
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Yes. It is full of bones (but if you get the right one it has a few kilograms[^] of white flesh), but the taste is probably depend on the spices...
I will ask my mom to prepare you some for your next visit 
(At summer time we was a lot to the Balaton, and my father used to fish...)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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In the words of my father: "I wouldn't serve it to the cat"
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I would serve it to a cat, but then I don't like cats.
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Neither does my father, but he's an avid hunter and strongly opposed to cruelty against animals.
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Pizza.
Beer.
Coffee.
Panettone.
Nougat.
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Cotechino with lentils and panettone or pandoro. The first courses and the other seconds are discretional.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: What is your specialty for the holidays?
Eating food someone else has paid for and cooked.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I so wish!
Tomorrow evening we are entertaining my brother [the one with the brain rot] and his family.
Christmas will be at my parents, Ma has just had another chunk out of her leg [thank you skin rot] and the Da can burn cornflakes so I'll be cooking lunch for them and my brother [without brain rot who doesn't talk to the one with brain rot] with his two sons.
So all in all, I am only preparing meals for 18 people.
veni bibi saltavi
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We're having Turkey, Ham and Moonshine with most of the trimmings cause by the time the Turkey and Ham are done so are we.
The Yule Rules
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Ain't got one! I suppose I could put balsamic vinegar on my chips instead of the bog standard malt?
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¢₹₱₪৳₸฿¥ (8)
A very easy one.
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I would bet some money, that you know personally only this: ₹
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Yes you are right. 
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