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My hate wasn't for the Spam - just for whoever built the website. My brain actually tried to disconnect itself from the optic nerve, in order to relieve the pain.
Try a really fresh baguette, sliced down the longitudinal centre line, filled with thick sliced spam with lots of Branston pickle. 
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Branston Pickle was made for spam sandwiches! Yummy, yummy!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Spam could be made from hospital waste for all u know
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Well, yes - but spam is classy stuff, you know - it would definitely be from a private ward. 
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At least Spam's marketing team have a clear sense of humour.
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Take your daughter to work day...[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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"That's why I don't take my daughter to..." 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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'What have you done with those plans? Gary here never sees his daughter because of people like you!'
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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SFW?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I think so, at least if you are allowed to use Youtube.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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The Circus [^] is Coming to Town in November! There will now be three rings!
(just a heads up so you can plan your entertainment schedule accordingly)
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Three? Trump's clearly going to win the nomination. He wouldn't have changed his stance otherwise. So unless Cruz is going to stand as an independent I can't see how that's going to happen at all.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Why do you expect any kind of rational behavior from any of that lot?
Hasn't been any, so far. Why mess with a formula for success?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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This belongs in the Soapbox - see rule 4[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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The original plan (hence three rings) was to try and keep it non-partisan. The idea of it being called a circus was well established world-wide (per the world-wide news I watch). So - I just extrapolated.
However,
Judging by the early returns (alas, pun intended) - I really should have know better.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Earlier this week, it was pointed out that 'Rule 4' is a 'guideline' and hence can be ignored at will.
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By someone who wanted to justify ignoring the rules.
I don't think we believed him.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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In the UK, it's the IPCC. Why do you ask? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I mistakenly though others would think as I did - not the political nature but the insane comic nature.
If I can give any meager excuse, it's that we all sometimes focus a bit to narrowly on a line of thought while forgetting that it's only in our own head that the associations are made.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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They all dropped support for each other - Cruz actually being the first to do so. Though it universally reported that 'Trump drops support'
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This should be in the Soapbox, not the Lounge.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Build 2016 live streaming...
Keynote Presentation - Channel 9[^]
Prepare the pop-corn...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
modified 30-Mar-16 9:33am.
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Fixed the title for you. 
10 Words You Need to Stop Misspelling - The Oatmeal[^]
EDIT: For the people who need more ![Java | [Coffee]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
I changed the title of my reply from then to than.
I did NOT change the title of Peter's original message.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
modified 30-Mar-16 10:00am.
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