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OriginalGriff wrote: get all your fingers into ten independant different positions
I got an idea, i grow hands on my fingers that grow hands on their fingers 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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You are planning on becoming Genetically Modified? 
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Well, think about the opportunity of being able to code with 12 or even more hands at the same time XD
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Ok my thoughts of what I could do with 12 hands were anything but KSS and didn't involve coding in the least. I salute your innocent mind!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Oh you dirty boy
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Shirley just 1024!
veni bibi saltavi
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Oh, you're one of these people with only five fingers on each hand then? 
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No, I have FOUR fingers and a thumb. You Hircum Amator are real weird...
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How many fingers do you have? 
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Well...quite a few, but some I just collected over the years...
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You got to write it like this
if(this.signature != ""){
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else {
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
Drop the "this." and i want to see System.windows.forms.Messagebox.show
Microsoft needs to stop telling people how to paint a picture and let the artist just get on with it, who cares if it can be read and the above code is just on two line, MS butt out and take you religious "Beleivers" with you.
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Dr Gadgit wrote: i want to see System.windows.forms.Messagebox.show
Wouldn't work: C# is case sensitive.
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You see this happens when i leave my inteliscence turned off
I'm going back to VB if they don't fix it soon
I know one thing, MS can keep its F# with it's LET statements, took year to get me off that one.
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interesting point but no... i'll prefer leaving it broke
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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And good for you too.
I cannot stand novices who think they know it all and try to tell me that i should be using string.empty and not ""
pisses me off
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Well i code like i want to, you know, i don't code for anyone but me. If someone doesn't like my style... well bye 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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I am with you 100% and the last time i worked on a project where they kept baning on about coding standards, well the job was over engineered and after 2 years a $3m project got thrown in the bin.
This little baby ended up as 12 solutions, not projects, solutions and it took a day of hacking the registry just so you could run a copy on your own PC.
Programing if you are good is an art and not a science.
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My nice burr grinder broke some months back and I have been using a yucky rotary blade jobby since. Well not any more!
I took the plunge and dismantled the grinder using cut up bits of offcut plastic to act as mini-leavers to hold the panels apart so I could separate them; usually design of easy to assemble but f'awful to take apart.
The problem was with the switch or, to be precise, the button that activates the switch. I removed said button and repaired the broken mechanism using glue and odd bits of plastic to strengthen the cheaply made and badly designed button.
Re-assembled, plugged in, filled up and *wizzzzzzz* I have top quality coffee properly ground and passing through my poor body.
veni bibi saltavi
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MacGyver would have used a chewing gum and a paper clip.
Or you were talking about his haircut? :p
I never finish anyth
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I do know the difference between an angle grinder and a coffee grinder.
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Are you allowed to fix things these days? I thought it was compulsory to ask why it doesn't work in QA and then get someone to buy you a new one?
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Last time I asked anything in QA, I was told that I must be a total newb not to know the answer and then I was given an answer that bore little, if any, relevance to the question I had asked.
I won't say who that was...
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Last time I asked anything in QA,
I'm guessing you're referring to the question from last October? You've posted two more questions since then; the last one has no comments or answers, and the one before has an answer that "looks likely".
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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