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Have you read the book, no Pirate Ninjas in the film! 
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One Night with Paris
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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The Bruichladdich Gin[^] Story. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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mmm, Bruichladdich. I'm a whisky fan myself, so mmmmm...
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Two glasses and one bottle, or two bottles and one glass?
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I spent my Valentine's day praying to get classes on Monday off. Lord heard my prayers and I will get a chance to sleep tomorrow for a long time. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Who is this Valentine? Do I Need to know him? Oho... wait I Need to check my wife, maybe she has a relation with him 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Sounds like two bottles to me.
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My wife and I always celebrate Valentine Day on some day other than Valentines Day - we hate crowded restaurants, long waits to be seated - reservations are hard to get - and artificially inflated prices. Plus, working in a hospital environment, I am in the office today (and every Sunday).
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I was considering taking a box of mice (the squeaky, warm, furry kind) and visiting one on every restaurant in town. But telly's not too bad tonight so maybe I'll wait for next time it falls on a Tuesday when there's never anything worth watching.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Three glasses and one bottle.
Marc
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Half full.
Or half empty.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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If you only need one glass, then you might as well save it and drink straight from the bottle.
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Or as a friend of mine always say when I offer him a glass for his bottle of beer: It is glass.
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No drinks, but a nice stroll through the local market, a dinner that I cooked, finished off with a good old-fashioned romantic comedy[^] with Woody Harrelson, Rodney Dangerfield and Juliette Lewis.
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I love to celebrating slap day with my valentine rather than valentines day... LOL.... 
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From personal experience I can tell you that the flue is nasty this year, I hope you're not getting it.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: the flue is nasty
That'll be the smoking, then!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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If you eliminate the glass, you have room for 3 bottles.
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Now that's efficiency!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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One bottle, two mouths. I hate doing dishes.
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