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Corporal Agarn3-Feb-16 2:39

Corporal Agarn

3-Feb-16 2:39

Rule one: Reboot Laugh | :laugh:

The only time I think to toggle power to the monitors is when the UPS goes out. Smile | :)

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

glennPattonWork33-Feb-16 3:09

3-Feb-16 3:09

I did but because the monitor was on a seperate Power Supply it didn't...

peterkmx3-Feb-16 3:37

peterkmx

3-Feb-16 3:37

nope... my Windows 10 will not reboot from GUI buttons whatever I try, unless I do a hardware reboot ... Smile | :)

believe it or not, no update could restore this so far

glennPattonWork33-Feb-16 5:33

3-Feb-16 5:33

Why am I not supprised...

I was sent this, and...

OriginalGriff3-Feb-16 1:25

OriginalGriff

3-Feb-16 1:25

Keeping away computer viruses with malachite[^] ...and I thought "Nobody can be that stupid".

So I checked. And it's part of a book: Crystal Energy: 150 Ways to Bring Success, Love, Health, and Harmony Into Your Life[^] which has been rated as 5 star!
Read the reviews... Laugh | :laugh:

(Mind you, it's still got to be better than Symantec or McAffee)

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

glennPattonWork33-Feb-16 1:34

3-Feb-16 1:34

I wonder if the people who gave it 5 stars would buy this annoying bridge in London I have... Laugh | :laugh:

90823653-Feb-16 1:41

9082365

3-Feb-16 1:41

I think you'll find that most of the 5 star ratings are ironic. The first review is a satirical classic! You may just find that the reviewer is selling you a bridge!

I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!

glennPattonWork33-Feb-16 1:56

3-Feb-16 1:56

I must confess I didn't read all Amazon reviews, I have now and most of are of ironic (like powering with a solar panel and playing an Enya CD) some of the shorter ones I fear aren't, leading me to the conclusion that breeding should require a licence. I do recall the odd film & book from the 1980's that that was wrong, know look at where we are! Unsure | :~

Corporal Agarn3-Feb-16 2:41

Corporal Agarn

3-Feb-16 2:41

Watch selling bridges. Someone sold one to a Yank and they moved it to Arizona.

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

Pete O'Hanlon3-Feb-16 2:05

Pete O'Hanlon

3-Feb-16 2:05

I have a new hero and his name is Jaggy.

This space for rent

GuyThiebaut3-Feb-16 2:20

GuyThiebaut

3-Feb-16 2:20

That's so nice of you to call me your hero Blush | :O

Oh no, I have now revealed my Amazon alter-ego.

“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

― Christopher Hitchens

Mike Hankey3-Feb-16 2:14

Mike Hankey

3-Feb-16 2:14

About as useful as a machete, which I thought it read at first. Forgot my glasses and blind as a bat.

New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.1 Beta
Coffee I need...or kill you I will!

Amarnath S3-Feb-16 2:42

Amarnath S

3-Feb-16 2:42

They forgot to mention one thing:

This works only on Planet Krypton.

ZurdoDev3-Feb-16 3:20

ZurdoDev

3-Feb-16 3:20

OriginalGriff wrote:
"Nobody can be that stupid".

Surely it's crystal clear to you now. $Shucks | :-\$

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

Kevin Marois3-Feb-16 4:35

Kevin Marois

3-Feb-16 4:35

"Circle the stone around the computer twice daily"

Forget that - I'm not getting under my desk for this!!

If it's not broken, fix it until it is

Colin Mullikin3-Feb-16 8:41

Colin Mullikin

3-Feb-16 8:41

I went ahead and sent this to my friend at Malwarebytes... For some reason, I don't think they're going to incorporate it into their business model... Laugh | :laugh:

The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

Roger Wright3-Feb-16 19:08

Roger Wright

3-Feb-16 19:08

It's all true, Griff. I've had wonderful results from large crystals of gold (Au) in every endeavor! Try the Malachite; resistance is rutile...

Will Rogers never met me.

No FOSW today?

U. G. Leander3-Feb-16 1:17

U. G. Leander

3-Feb-16 1:17

...once again?

Sniff | :^)

PompeyThree3-Feb-16 1:19

PompeyThree

3-Feb-16 1:19

90823653-Feb-16 1:25

9082365

3-Feb-16 1:25

That's one hell of a queue for the loo!!!

I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!

BillWoodruff3-Feb-16 1:20

BillWoodruff

3-Feb-16 1:20

No FOSW ? Hallelujah ! No acronymic-mystery-posts ever: well, maybe that's too much to pray for Smile | :)

«In art as in science there is no delight without the detail ... Let me repeat that unless these are thoroughly understood and remembered, all “general ideas” (so easily acquired, so profitably resold) must necessarily remain but worn passports allowing their bearers short cuts from one area of ignorance to another.» Vladimir Nabokov, commentary on translation of “Eugene Onegin.”

U. G. Leander3-Feb-16 1:26

U. G. Leander

3-Feb-16 1:26

Seems like everyones's glad that there's none today

WTF | :WTF:

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter3-Feb-16 2:17

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

3-Feb-16 2:17

For sure as long as you are around, we have enough cryptic text in CP... Big Grin | :-D

Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

ZurdoDev3-Feb-16 3:23

ZurdoDev

3-Feb-16 3:23

Most of the time I cannot understand your posts. This time, well understood and I agree. $Shucks | :-\$ Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.