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True, Caesar could not have said it better himself.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Bean there, done that.
/ravi
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Now you're pasta point of no return.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I was afraid you'd give me a dressing down.
/ravi
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You can't be Russian to conclusions.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'm afraid it's my nature. When I dance I like to turnip the beet.
/ravi
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Being too loud is against the slaw you know.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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OK, this joke is trademarked/registered as a business, so you need to pay royalties for using it...
Facebook Page: From My Head Tomatoes LLC[^]      
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I don't go to FarceBook: collective stupidity make me itch. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I have it on good authority that the itch is just mange.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I corn see that this is somehow going to inspire:
If a grape-bearing plant is sad about what it's done, does it feel vinaigrette?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Tomatoes are for the pasta. Flowers; that's the fuchsia!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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In honor for all the friendly snarking back and forth between users of this site and Stack Overflow; the sites should swap logos and color schemes for a day.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Since no one wanted to solve it!
THUNDERSTRUCK
was the solution. 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Even with the three hints and a solution, I'm still none the wiser... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I guess my "painting" was too bad 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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It's a track from AC/DC.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I said I was feeling pretty thick today...
Well, actually what I said was "I'm feeling pretty think today" but that kinda proves the point, really.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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on you signature code you should be using string.Empty, not "".
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Clifford Nelson wrote: on you signature code you should be using string.Empty, not "".
Not again 
next thing you are telling me is that if i use this.signature in the if i should use it in the messageBox also.
Why don'T you leave that code broken as it is? 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Either string.IsNullOrEmpty(this.signature) or string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(this.signature) would be a better choice.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I was interested in online learning in an attempt to help someone new to code.
I stumbled upon LaunchAcademy.com (a bootcamp). Costs $15,000! What?
Then, in the "what language will I learn" section there is this:
Java is one of the oldest* programming languages and is _readable on many different platforms_. This means it is easier for developers to write a string of code that can be run on just about anything.
Python, like Ruby, emphasizes readability and allows developers to create powerful programs with fewer lines of code than Java or C++. (1)
Oldest*?
Oh, right let's forget about C++, C, Ada, Fortran, COBOL, ad infinitum...
"readable on many different platforms"
Uh, you can generally read any source code on any platform. Running however...
But even worse, if you look up Java and Python on wikipedia you will see :
Python : first appeared around 1991
Java: first appeared around 1995
If I had any confidence in the $15,000 program before reading that, it was at that point that it evaporated.
(1)Launch Academy: A Full-Stack Bootcamp[^]
My forthcoming book, Launch Your Android App, is available for pre-sale at Amazon.com -- releases on April 1, 2016 (no joke).
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Then once you sign up the course is actually about javascript.
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F-ES Sitecore wrote: Then once you sign up the course is actually about javascript.
LOL!!!
Well, at least LaunchAcademy is providing the laughs.
My forthcoming book, Launch Your Android App, is available for pre-sale at Amazon.com -- releases on April 1, 2016 (no joke).
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