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I've decided to end my relationship with my Blow-up doll.
I just don't know how to let her down.
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Don't let the pressure get to you.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Remember when you were inflatuated?
Life is too shor
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PompeyThree wrote: I just don't know how to let her down.
You have to pull your plug out...
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Just pop her balloon, or bust her bubble.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Glad you liked it. I actually made that up myself last night, while my (real) missus was at work. I couldn't wait till she got home so I could tell someone. I said "I made up a joke tonight do you want to hear it" she replied "No please don't" 
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Sounds like just a lot of hot air to me!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I guess a little prick might help.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Please - no one mention anything about an "inflationary period" !
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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She didn't meet your inflated expectations?
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Don't make this decision prematurely...
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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Be careful, such decisions can blow up in your face...
And on a more serious note, there's a pretty nice movie about a blow-up doll come to life: Air Doll (2009) - IMDb[^].
As I understood it did quite well on many movie festivals and won numerous prizes.
Awesome soundtrack as well (very soothing) by World's End Girlfriend[^].
From Japan 
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Fill er up with helium 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Nah, would be driftin' off, high as a kite.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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So much for NSA (no-strings attached) relations.
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You could always try to light her fire 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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In that case, go big and fill her with hydrogen!
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Too volatile.
Could as well find some non-inflatable
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Rather have a volatile "relation 'go-quickly-up-in-flames'" than NOT!
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Last week I posted[^] about installing Win 10 on my Dell laptop.
Someone responded that after a few days it sort of figures itself out and starts to work. Well I'm sort of seeing this.
There are still times where it won't boot/reboot, then it will, then it won't... Sometimes it won't wake up when it sleeps... sometimes it does.
This is all new from last week's install when after powering up NOTHING would happen. I guess I should be grateful for progress.
On a side note.. My whole reason for "upgrading" was to test a new app I'm working on. I'm building a service with SignalR and a WPF client. The client runs on the Win 10 laptop with no issues so far. That might not seem like a big deal, but given the problems I've had with it so far, I'm cautiously optomistic.
Stay tuned..
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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I'm glad to see you are making progress!
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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