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I was going to the shop to get some Beer when the wife asked me to get some milk and if they have eggs then get 6. When I came back she asked me for the milk and eggs but I hadn't got them because I'm a man and wasn't listening when she was droning on.
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There's an important lesson to be learned here and you haven't told us what it was. What type of beer did you get?
This space for rent
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Just the Bacon... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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rofl!
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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You see he returned back on time, I doubt if it's good enough.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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PompeyThree wrote: because I'm a man and wasn't listening when she was droning
And she's a woman and controls one of the few things more fun than programming.
Jus' sayin'
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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There's an important lesson to be learned here and you haven't told us what it was. Whose couch did you sleep on in the evening?
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There is an important lesson in this, but who cares!  Pop the bottle, please. ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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True story...
I told my wife once that I was born with a rare defect where I can't control what I remember and what I don't, and it is all based on auditory frequency. Her voice sometime registers at the frequency that I can't remember at.
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I'm going to try that one.
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How long did you spend sleeping in the spare room?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I get off that one easier..
being a deaf idiot. I just tell her that I didn't hear her
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Sounds like a story i had!
Mom : "Don't forget to buy the salad"
Me : "Ye, ye"
We were to have barbecue in the evening, i do that every night to the first may with my friends. So she basically told me 10 times to buy salad before we went to buy the stuff. She called me 4 times while we were shopping and yet i forgot to buy the salad.
My excuse: "Who the hell needs salad if you grill some fine meat?"
Now she doesn't even ask for salad anymore.
BTW. I am anti-vegetarian, meaning i don't eat salad
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HobbyProggy wrote: meaning i don't eat salad
We call these people 'Scottish'.
My Mum once asked me to get a small cabbage. I came back with a Brussel Sprout.
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HobbyProggy wrote: BTW. I am anti-vegetarian, meaning i don't eat salad
LOL - same here 
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My wife calls me N-2. If she lists down 7, I go home back with 5. And I pretend as if I intentionally postponed it as I got some other work to rush to. She knows how things work though. lol
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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She could have saved effort by go herself. Less work than asking and arguing and angering
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But where's the comedic value in that?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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One day, some scientists observing the Cosmos just notice a giant message drawn on a planet's soil in another solar system. The message says:
"Who are you?"
The story makes a huge buzz, an international group is created to decide whether the message should be answered or not. Finally, the decision is taken to use the Sahara as the medium for the answer.
So, the following answer is printed in Sahara's sand :
"We are the Humans. Who are you?"
Scientists then keep observing the distant planet; after several weeks the message on the planet begins to fade out and is replaced by a new one, which says:
"We're not talking to you..."
You always obtain more by being rather polite and armed than polite only.
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A planet full of females.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Guy walks into a bar. Bartender says: "Who are you?"
We know the rest. Happens to me all the time.
Life is too shor
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It's funny the way people allow tender in bars.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Hello!
So...what brings you here?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What ever you do, be nice to him/her. From Ivory Coast: worlds main supplier of cocoa beans.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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