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My dog ate it.
Jeremy Falcon
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I didn't knew you have a birthday... I though you have been distilled originally...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I sent out a Potato[^] with my greetings on it a week before your birthday. If you didn't get it, it's probably rotten already 
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Well, OK then... 
Some people come up with the strangest ideas.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I got a pair of sunglasses, and it rained.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Good job they didn't film it within Southern Rail's demesne - they'd be waiting a damn long time before they spotted one!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Do owls want to tell you about their day, because it was a real hoot?
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Who are you?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I woke up in a Soho doorway
A policeman knew my name
He said "You can go sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away"
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Feather or not you realize it, You have a talon for posting these things.
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I sometimes wish he'd give it a nest.
/ravi
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Eggactly what I've been thinking.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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But it gives us a beak into his thought process.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I had a feeling you might post something like that - how eyrie.
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Wouldn't they tell you about their night, because that's when their feed(ing) is active?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Did he tell you on twitter (woo hoo)..
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You're right - he might tweet it!
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Longing for the day when his TotD's are as silent as the owl flies.
Hmmm...
Then, again, maybe not. Cuz, of the owl's silent flight, death doth occur to the unsuspecting lunch (or midnight snack, in the owl's case).
Keep 'em noisily coming, @OriginalGriff!
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Beautiful as always 
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Oh carp!
Guess who just signed up with Amazon Prime? 
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I've been using my daughter's Amazon Prime account streaming - not for too much. Nearly anything worth watching is not included. HuluPlus is where I turned, though, if movies were my interest, NetFlix seemed the way to go.
Maybe your 30-day trial period with Amazon Prime is still open for cancellation?
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