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Are Falconers talonted?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Looks like you're winging it today.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Feather you believe it or not, I beak the truth when I saw this sticks in my craw.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Are people who keep crows murderers?
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Dunno, ask Jeremy! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I kid you not on this: I'm sitting at my desk slurping coffee and a foul smell unexpectedly arises.
A dog shat right next to my desk. No foot-prints or wheel-marks in it, but damn, I'm taking that as a pretty bad omen.
The owner of that miserable ball of cat-food-on-the-hoof cleaned up (don't even ask why the dog's here) but you can't help but knowing what was there.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: The owner
Was she cute and single?
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: Was she cute and single?
Single? Yes. Cute? That is subjective, but clearly not cute enough to overlook this atrocity. In my eyes, she retains no positive attributes unless she picks up that beast and smashes it on the corner of a wall so it splits in half.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: That is subjective, but clearly not cute enough to overlook this atrocity.
Yes, that would require considerable cuteness. 
Marc
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Cats are as bad: cat vomit is foul, and they tend to do it where they wake up and then run away still emitting...
That's why we have one of these: BISSELL SpotClean Portable Spot Cleaner 3698E | Bissell Direct[^] as well as a much, much, bigger model for the whole carpet. At three in the morning when the cat vomits furballs next to the bed it's a godsend.
It's worth suggesting he gets one for the office if his dog is going to be there much - it really works in cleaning the stain and getting rid of the smell.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: cat vomit is foul, and they tend to do it where they wake up and then run away still emitting...
That's why we have one of these:
That's why I DON'T have a cat. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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You could apply the same logic to children... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So better throw them away also?
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HobbyProggy wrote: So better throw them away also?
If they can't keep quiet and settled in cafes\restaurants\cinemas, then yes. Yes we should.
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OriginalGriff wrote: You could apply the same logic to children
Only that small little difference of actually being your offspring and therefore willing to put up life.
But why put up with that stuff with pets?
If you can compare pets to your own children, you have issues. 
If you get more out of life from your pets than your children, you also have issues. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Pets and children are very similar: they don't always do what you say, they often smell bad, they destroy things you love, they cost a fortune to raise, they can be loud and annoying, they are dependant on you for food, shelter, medical care, and help.
And pets are the same.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I have neither cats nor children. My home is immaculate.
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: I have neither cats nor children
I hope that changes in your future, kids are some of the most interesting creatures, messy, noisy and irritating but interesting. Oh and they do like pets
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: kids are some of the most interesting creatures
I don't doubt that! I have nothing against them and nothing but admiration for anyone who's a parent. Thankfully I'm blessed with two amazing nieces who are like my own daughters. ![Heart | [heart]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/love.gif)
/ravi
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It's property of a she. It's a hard floor: bleach and a mop will probably be applied later.
More than the mess it's having said mess deposited in my vicinity. There's a lot of other vicinity around here. Add to this that Monday, on the way into work, I ran over something which killed a tire. Looking at its current ware (big hole not withstanding) I decided it's as good a time as any to replace two of them (symmetry) - so $294 sailed away. And I'm going to need some plumbing done. Since I cannot offer the plumber my first-born, he'll probably demand money.
So - the dog's selection of me may be cosmic in nature. In a place that should be free of such droppings, they came and found me anyway. A fearful portent of some horror, known or unknown - yet to come.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: A fearful portent of some horror, known or unknown - yet to come.
Yes, I foresee that when you get home you will find that the sewer has backed up into your bathroom and the AC went out letting it get to 105F in your domicile.
Or the dog just doesn't like you.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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OriginalGriff wrote: At three in the morning when the cat vomits furballs next to the bed it's a godsend.
That sentence, out of context, would make an interesting signature. Or was it a Freudian slip?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: I kid sh*t you not on this
FTFY
Take it as a good omen and you'll see the day will get better, if not then you still can kill the owner
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Next you'll be telling me this is a metaphor for the human condition.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Yep: "Sh*t happens"
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